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Jesse LingardWhat constitutes a 'normal' crap?
Jesse LingardWhat constitutes a 'normal' crap?
I heard that it makes the socks feel a bit looser or stretchier, walker was the first I saw do itIt may have already been mentioned but modern day footballers who put holes in the back of their sock things. What is the point of that silly fad? Is it the same as one leg of their shorts being lifted higher than the other at corners? My word, I’m getting old;-(
FixedI heard that it makes the cock feel a bit looser or stretchier, walker was the first I saw do it
or pulling socks over their knees! Players raising an arm before taking a corner as if it's a secret signal and usually ends up anywhere! Players making the sign of the cross, touching the grass, holding two fingers whilst looking skyward as they come out on the pitch as if they're Latin Americans, And the most boring, unoriginal goal celebrations of all time , knee sliding.It may have already been mentioned but modern day footballers who put holes in the back of their sock things. What is the point of that silly fad? Is it the same as one leg of their shorts being lifted higher than the other at corners? My word, I’m getting old;-(
Oddly enough normskih, there’s a genuine reason and I know the answer as I have similar problems, it’s down to circulation and compression issues some people have with their calf muscles when exercising etc.It may have already been mentioned but modern day footballers who put holes in the back of their sock things. What is the point of that silly fad? Is it the same as one leg of their shorts being lifted higher than the other at corners? My word, I’m getting old;-(
I've been doing that for years, straight out of my undies drawerIt may have already been mentioned but modern day footballers who put holes in the back of their sock things. What is the point of that silly fad? Is it the same as one leg of their shorts being lifted higher than the other at corners? My word, I’m getting old;-(
Mmmm, there's a common denominator there somewhere ;)Fucking shocking driving. Made a short journey today - about six miles - and saw six examples of people who ought to have their licences rescinded. It seems to be getting worse.
It has been for the last 20 years or so. No wonder as I’ve got older I’m less confident in my driving, especially at night.Fucking shocking driving. Made a short journey today - about six miles - and saw six examples of people who ought to have their licences rescinded. It seems to be getting worse.
Smoking, texting, putting lippy on, first can of the day......It has been for the last 20 years or so. No wonder as I’ve got older I’m less confident in my driving, especially at night.
In work, were having a conversation as a woman‘s daughter is currently having driving lessons and it seems you no longer have to have both hands on the wheel at all times so long as you are in control of the car. I couldn’t believe it, unless changing gear why would you not hold onto the steering wheel?
Approaching a village just a few days ago there was a "Road Ahead Closed" sign. It was a rural location and the diversion was a 15 mile detour along narrow country lanes. Slow and muddy. On the return, I came across the same sign, driving a lot slower, I could now see an additional sign..."During the hours of 8pm-6am".The sign that road works companies put up. The ones that are about a metre square, have about 500 words on them a start date you cant see and are impossible to read. I normally manage about 6 words before I have driven passed it
Try negotiating the signs in Wales. Most are in Welsh and English with Welsh invariably first so before you get to the English bit you've already driven past the sign.The sign that road works companies put up. The ones that are about a metre square, have about 500 words on them a start date you cant see and are impossible to read. I normally manage about 6 words before I have driven passed it
Paying for stuff at Argos.
Bought something online using Paypal and had to take it back for a refund. They credited my Paypal account but I couldn't buy the replacement item in store using Paypal (as it's for online purchases only) and the WiFi was crap so couldn't use Paypal on my phone.