Stupid little things that bug you

Celebrities who give their kids stupid names. Jamie Oliver is one of the worst offenders. His kids are called:

Poppy Honey Rosie
Daisy Boo Pamela
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Buddy Bear Maurice
River Rocket Blue Dallas
What an utter pretentious twat. From a rough arsed cockney cook, granted, made good..... why do they bother trying to impress. Beckham's another. People see them for what they really are.
 
Celebrities who give their kids stupid names. Jamie Oliver is one of the worst offenders. His kids are called:

Poppy Honey Rosie
Daisy Boo Pamela
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Buddy Bear Maurice
River Rocket Blue Dallas
Maybe some connection as to where they were concieved. The first 3...clearly in the outdoor plant section of a high end garden centre. Not too sure about the last 2.
 
What an utter pretentious twat. From a rough arsed cockney cook, granted, made good..... why do they bother trying to impress. Beckham's another. People see them for what they really are.


It's like having bespoke furniture they want their children to be called something none of their friends children are called. I know a family where the mother has a flowery god like name and she's named all of her children oddly so people are scared to even write birthday cards in case they get it wrong.
 
phone updates, they are forced on you and then change all your fecking settings for no good reason
 
Must have been said before, but people who can't use their & there correctly. Also people who say literally all the time. And finally, plastic milk bottles when the tab on the peel back top breaks or is not there, that's just annoying
Yeah it's annoying when there not on their, it's literally the most annoying thing ever.
 
When you need a cash machine.
You see 2 next to each other, both free so park up, seat belt off and open the car door and within 20 seconds it’s 6 deep and one machine isn’t working.

The Manchester Evening News obsession with Gemma Atkinson & Helen Flanagan.
They just post a pic on social media and the M.E.N. make a non-story about it every day
 
When you need a cash machine.
You see 2 next to each other, both free so park up, seat belt off and open the car door and within 20 seconds it’s 6 deep and one machine isn’t working.

The Manchester Evening News obsession with Gemma Atkinson & Helen Flanagan.
They just post a pic on social media and the M.E.N. make a non-story about it every day
Not as bad as seeing a public convince from a few hundred yards only to get there and it's shut
 
Just bought a Cooper S and discovered it doesn't have a CD player. FFS it's taken me 7 years to work the Blue tooth and change the clock in my van and now, according to the girls at work, I have to do something with something called spottyfy.....fucking progress, it's come full circle and for what ??
 
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