Stupid little things that bug you

Cunts on the bus who press the bell multiple times when they want to get off. One person needs to push it once; that's quite sufficient.

On a crowded bus going home last night, some idiot pushed the bell five times for one stop, and I lost count of the times it was pressed three or four times.

If I were a bus driver, I'd be tempted to park up and fuck off, as listening to that all day would get right on my tits.
 
idahoblues said:
Everyone is so reliant on phones these days, I have a great app on my phone called ‘On X’
Highly recommend but when I’m out in the woods I keep it for backup only, like to use a compass more
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Idaho I picture you looking like a mountain man. Chopping down trees with a spoon. Two pet cougars, and a wife who can skin a beaver whilst making you grits.

Don't tell me you're in sales ffs.
 
BrianW said:
Cunts on the bus who press the bell multiple times when they want to get off. One person needs to push it once; that's quite sufficient.

On a crowded bus going home last night, some idiot pushed the bell five times for one stop, and I lost count of the times it was pressed three or four times.

If I were a bus driver, I'd be tempted to park up and fuck off, as listening to that all day would get right on my tits.
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If I was a bus driver it'd be the front chair entitlement fights that's piss me off.
 
TV adverts that don’t say the price in full eg Curry’s only 399 etc as if it’s not important,trying to minimise the real cost somehow..
 
What does this mean cos I’m a foc , You have insufficient privileges to reply here. That’s on the series forum. Thanks
 
I was at Stalybridge tip yesterday. There's 20 bays for different things. Does the person at the front of the queue go to the first available bay? Does he fuck. He waits for a spot right outside the exact bay he wants while the bays 11-20 are empty and there's a queue of cars waiting behind him.

"Where shall I put this cardboard mate?"
How about that great big fucking skip that's full of cardboard. With a great big sign at the front saying cardboard
 
Property programmes were they describe white painted walls in rooms with windows as ‘light and airy’.

‘Airy’? What’s ‘airy’ about white paint and light coming in?

Fucking, ‘airy’.
 
staffsblue said:
I'm just back from London after nipping down for a lido swim, and the phone zombies have completely taken over the place.
Firstly, I walked from Euston station to Euston Square Underground, and had to duck and dive between everyone trudging along Euston Road being hypnotised by their screens.
I travelled on 2 Underground and 2 Overground trains...
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Wombling free?
 
BrianW said:
Cunts on the bus who press the bell multiple times when they want to get off. One person needs to push it once; that's quite sufficient.

On a crowded bus going home last night, some idiot pushed the bell five times for one stop, and I lost count of the times it was pressed three or four times.

If I were a bus driver, I'd be tempted to park up and fuck off, as listening to that all day would get right on my tits.
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Similar to something that bugs me. I press the button on a pedestrian crossing, then someone else comes along, they can see all the light are lit up and I'm waiting, but they still go ahead and press it again.
Do they suppose I'm just idly stood there hoping the traffic will stop!
 
staffsblue said:
Not sure whether it was fact, an urban myth or just rubbish we were fed as kids, but I remember being told by my Dad that if you pressed the button 4 times in quick succession, the lights would change instantly. He reckoned it was a tool Police Officers used when pursuing someone on foot.
I concluded a long time ago that it was complete rubbish as it never worked for me!
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Funny that! I was told the exact opposite. When you press the button it overrides the first press and starts a new programme cycle.
Probably both just urban nonsense.
 
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