Stupid little things that bug you

[borassic]

People who put the treadmill on an incline then hold on to it and lean back so that they're still at 90° to the base

People who wear hoodies at the gym with the hood up , its not a cool look and you're clearly not working hard enough

Grunters at the gym and noncey fucking PT's going snurging women

 

[Kinkybyname]

I feel the same about clichés where people only say the start or part of the cliché and not the full thing:

‘An Apple a day…’
‘Every cloud…’
‘Don’t judge a book…’
‘Pot, kettle’

clichés? I avoid them like the plague

 

[Eccles Blue]

Nobody is suggesting that you can't call your mate a FOC, just use common sense.

My Mother used to say about politicians and academics.... they might have a big brain but by heck they really do lack common sense!

 

[noseve]

The three Rs - just Rong!
PIN number
Koi carp = carp carp
A leopard doesn't have any spots to change, it has rosettes... a cheetah has spots

'you can't underestimate the importance of...' when they mean the opposite.

Example: "you can't underestimate the amount of effort Savinho puts into a match" - no, wait - bad example...

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Anyone who uses a shortened version of a normal word in the hope it makes them sound a good mix of both trendy and amusing.

Bored of hearing people talking about their "inspo" (inspiration for anyone at the back who isnt keeping up). My toes curled today when I heard someone say "profesh" because saying "professional" just wasn't 2025 enough.

I was in a meeting the other day and someone said “it’s from the dash”. After about a minute I realised they meant “dashboard”. I just sat there thinking “you lazy cun…”, at least I think I thought it.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The three Rs - just Rong!
PIN number
Koi carp = carp carp
A leopard doesn't have any spots to change, it has rosettes... a cheetah has spots

I'd like to add.....

Tuna fish ....we know tuna is a fish, I've never heard cod fish or haddock fish mentioned

likewise Koala bear....what were you expecting a koala to be? ....a wardrobe, a lawnmower?

 

[mexico1970]

I'd like to add.....

Tuna fish ....we know tuna is a fish, I've never heard cod fish or haddock fish mentioned

likewise Koala bear....what were you expecting a koala to be? ....a wardrobe, a lawnmower?

Worse than that a Koala isn't even a Bear :)

 

[Blue Mist]

Worse than that a Koala isn't even a Bear :)

Oh do fuck off with your woke shit.
Next you will say Paddington wasn't either.


Best put this:-)

 

[mexico1970]

Oh do fuck off with your woke shit.
Next you will say Paddington wasn't either.


Best put this:-)

Fucking Peruvians coming over here nicking our marmalade.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Wio Ferdinand.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Fucking Peruvians coming over here nicking our marmalade.

Well he was from the dark side

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Worse than that a Koala isn't even a Bear :)

They can identify however they want

 

[mexico1970]

They can identify however they want

That Bear's non binary, it's konfused koala.

 

[Bri1975]

When there's a queue forming at a till and that one person who doesn't go to the back but just stands to one side waiting to join the back of the queue , then someone else Joins it in the correct place and it all gets a bit awkward

 

[BlueMoonday]

When there's a queue forming at a till and that one person who doesn't go to the back but just stands to one side waiting to join the back of the queue , then someone else Joins it in the correct place and it all gets a bit awkward

Gormless members of the public who haven't clocked that a self service till has become available and you have to tell them.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Gormless members of the public who haven't clocked that a self service till has become available and you have to tell them.

Staff at Lidl who try to direct you there as they've just installed some in my local branch with a trolly full of stuff, much too much to sit on the weight plate, it'd be flashing red from about 1/4 of the way through self serving.

Putting less staff on the tills to make people go the the self service area.

Idiots who like trying to use an ATM's are incapable of using a self service till.

 

[Donmcfc]

Seems to be a habit at my gym, people who take their trainers off and do their workout in just their socks or, even worse, bare feet, with their trainers just next to them looking a bit sad.

Firstly, this is a public place. Don't be disgusting. Secondly, why? Do these people take off their shoes at work because it helps them spreadsheet better?

People who use the word spreadsheet as a verb.

 

[Magicpole]

Thread titles that have the words ‘…right now’ at the end.

I know, its so stupid. Right now? Im reading a thread title asking me to do the impossible.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Seems to be a habit at my gym, people who take their trainers off and do their workout in just their socks or, even worse, bare feet, with their trainers just next to them looking a bit sad.

Firstly, this is a public place. Don't be disgusting. Secondly, why? Do these people take off their shoes at work because it helps them spreadsheet better?

Yes indeed, absolute helmets aren’t they. Working out in their socks ffs.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

“Amazing!” No it’s not amazing that I’ve turned up at the restaurant at the time I booked it.