Stupidest thing you've ever done?

[BoyBlue_1985]

It was raining very heavily one night and i was driveng back from somewhere when I went through a patch of quite deep water and cut the engine out. Couldn't restart it but there was another lad in the same position and we agreed if one of us got their car going they would give the other a lift home.

He got his going so took me home (only a couple of miles or so away). Stupidly, I took our kid's car and a set of jump leads and drove back to jump start my car. I did that then realised with a sinking feeling that I had two cars but only one driver and it was a dual carriageway with nowhere to park. So I drove one car for a bit, parked it (it was about 2 in the morning so road wasn't busy) then walked back for the other, driving that a bit further then parking that up and walking back for the other. Eventually I got my car somewhere I could park it safely then went home in our kid's. I was pissed wet through and it was about 4 in the morning by this time.

And that kids is why you dont drive after a bottle of Jim Beam and half a dozen ecstacy tablets

 

[Anonymous]

99% of the answers on this thread will come from males. I have done some really stupid stuff like:
Having an affair
Getting caught having said affair
Not staying with the woman I had the affair with
Buying a clearly fucked Pug 205GTi for £5k, managing to get just £1k back a year later, because like I say it was clearly fucked
Discovering beer
Discovering Whisky
Discovering wine
Starting a fight, needlessly, putting my family through loads of shit as I went through the justice system
Saying no to my ex the other week, when the offer of a 3sum with her and her mate was put my way

That's probably just about 10% of what i've got.

Men are really stupid.

Get off this forum. You horrible sick man.

hahahaha this.

see changing the colour of your car thread for me lol!

 

[Mikem93]

99% of the answers on this thread will come from males. I have done some really stupid stuff like:
Having an affair
Getting caught having said affair
Not staying with the woman I had the affair with
Buying a clearly fucked Pug 205GTi for £5k, managing to get just £1k back a year later, because like I say it was clearly fucked
Discovering beer
Discovering Whisky
Discovering wine
Starting a fight, needlessly, putting my family through loads of shit as I went through the justice system
Saying no to my ex the other week, when the offer of a 3sum with her and her mate was put my way

That's probably just about 10% of what i've got.

Men are really stupid.

Get off this forum. You horrible sick man.

He never actually specified if his ex's mate was a guy or girl,

 

[beano46]

I once had an Escort Van with dodgy back doors, one morning it wouldn't start after lifting the bonnet and having a look round I could not see anything untoward so called out the R.A.C.
R.AC Man duly arrives and I proudly tell him I've checked everything and can't see anything wrong he then lifts the bonnet then turns to me and says "There's no battery in this mate".

Some fucker had seen my broken doors and decided to get in and nick my battery.

 

[scowy68]

Too many to mention from my youth,more recently,putting the wrong fuel in my car last week!!!

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

falling downstairs whilst attempting the "timing you running down stairs" physics experiment at school.

 

[sickboyblue]

Setting someone on fire in the school canteen.

 

[malg]

having a crush on the lead singer of culture club when i was a kid and then being confused at the explanation..

Didn't realise that Al Murray had grown a beard!<br /><br />-- Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:39 am --<br /><br />

Jump off a squash court balcony

What? Oh my life, that must have done some damage....

 

[cbeebies is poo]

When I was around 13.. Was off school being sick or something. So had a sofa day.. Across the road the house that had been up for sale for a while, two fellas was walking freely in and out removing goods. Obviously they are moving.. Later that night police knocked on the door had any one seen anything, as the house had been wiped clean.
That was day light robbery at its best.. And I watched them do it for about a hour

 

[citysince88]

Me and a mate was in Failsworth (Lord lane near the Nelson pub i think it's called) we were heading to Woodhouses now I knew their was a small road that leads to down towards the sewage facility I think that's what it is, in woodhouse's thus being a bit quicker, as we were coming up the road (pub on right) I saw besides a shop what looked like a small road.

Turns out, the road I was after was to the right next to the pub but we missed it, instead what we went down soon stopped looking like a road and more a dirt footpath, not the most interesting story until I point out that it was royally pissing down and we were in a massive and very heavy van (my mates work van), all of which meant we could not stop when we realised our slight misjudgement as the mud just gave way. When we finally stopped sliding down this hill and we managed to get out of the van we were about 10 ft from the edge of a stream.

We were there till about 5 am in the pissing rain knee deep in mud, having rigged up a pulley system (with lights and everything) to aid in our attempt to free my mates van in time for work the next day, we called the AA they couldn't help, we called a few of our mates, they couldn't help. So we had to give up.

Still, the police who made numerous visits to check on our progress throughout the night (thanks to the numerous call they were getting), were obviously concerned for our well being. Which was nice.

That was the most stupid event of my life.