Sturridge

[balotelli's back pocket]

Fuck him, he was the one that was impatient and went chasing the bright lights and money, he was advised to stick around but declined.....tough shit!

Yeah but he won the league in 2014 ya know...

 

[MC ID]

He can be the first experiment for the manc lab (that fancy thing we just built who's name elludes me).

If it can fix him we can just use that to rejuvenate Summerbee and Kiddo

 

[abellwillring]

Won't happen. His health is not reliable enough. And Liverpool would ask for a fortune.

 

[richards30]

Fuck him the big headed bastard! Left to be the billy big bollocks and missed the chance with us! No sympathy whatsoever

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Top crock no way.

 

[BongoBlue]

You just know that the fucker will be at full strength for the Capital One Cup final though and also the league match against us before taking the rest of the season off with another niggle.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

On a pay as you play it might work although you would reliant on him being fit at the point you need him. It would be a gamble and I don't see it happening. Not as daft as many suggest though! Squad limits are the bug issue for us and he is a freebie.

 

[TonyM]

If we can put him back together then yes. But only if for exactly 6 million dollars.

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

If we can put him back together then yes. But only if for exactly 6 million dollars.

*slow clap*

 

[TonyM]

Ya baby!