Sydney shark attack

[splinter]

First fatal shark attack since 1963..jaws put me off swimming in the sea. Prefer a nice swim up bar in the Caribbean

 

[Phil1]

Who named him Sydney? Not really becoming to have such a shit name when you’re a mean motherfucker predator of the ocean!!

 

[mackenzie]

Who named him Sydney? Not really becoming to have such a shit name when you’re a mean motherfucker predator of the ocean!!

Perhaps that's why he is pissed off?

 

[Aphex]

Perhaps that's why he is pissed off?

Don’t you mean fished off?

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Don’t you mean fished off?

By Sidney the Aphex preditor : /

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I remember a fella from the uk dying from a shark attack just off the Seychelles. He was only 20 yards from the shore I think too. Put me right off. In fact Jaws did.

 

[splinter]

A British fella was killed by 15ft great white in Perth last year..horrendous way to go

 

[doots]

A British fella was killed by 15ft great white in Perth last year..horrendous way to go

Yeah, just thinking that,what's worse,burning to death,choking, plane crash?

 

[Phil1]

Yeah, just thinking that,what's worse,burning to death,choking, plane crash?

Plane going down in a fiery hell, hitting the water and slowly choking whilst drowning before Sydney rocks up and takes a big chunk out yer arse.

Awful way to go...

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Who named him Sydney? Not really becoming to have such a shit name when you’re a mean motherfucker predator of the ocean!!

Sid Vicious!

 

[andyhinch]

I’ve always fancied swimming with sharks, must be a great adrenaline rush.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

A British fella was killed by 15ft great white in Perth last year..horrendous way to go

A better story than peacefully dying in your sleep though!

 

[doots]

Plane going down in a fiery hell, hitting the water and slowly choking whilst drowning before Sydney rocks up and takes a big chunk out yer arse.

Awful way to go...

But then a miracle,a sweaty former Prince rescues you and swifts you away to a paradise island.

 

[Phil1]

Sid Vicious!

Yeah but Sydney Vicious wouldn’t have worked as well! Haha!

 

[cityontheup]

I’ve always fancied swimming with sharks, must be a great adrenaline rush.

Great film starring Kevin Spacey

 

[BimboBob]

If he had stayed on land instead of fucking about in the water he would still be alive today.

Sharks are cunts.

 

[andyhinch]

If he had stayed on land instead of fucking about in the water he would still be alive today.

Sharks are cunts.

One of those death spiders would have got him, let’s be sensible, don’t go to Australia.

 

[pee dubya]

I'm sure the odds are worse for crossing the road compared to what this guy was doing, but doesn't half trigger us this kind of story. Must be some primal fear of what could be in the water.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Just see the video and pictures terrible, I didn't know what I was opening, pretty shocking stuff

 

[idahoblues]

One of those death spiders would have got him, let’s be sensible, don’t go to Australia.

He could have been dry bummed to death by Nimmers