Talksport

[KS55]

I know most think talkshit hate us but they have been absolutely sucking Sterling’s balls for days now, ever since the international games. And Simon Jordan this morning, as usual, was a joy to listen to. He’s one of the few on there who can string a sentence together.

I can construct beautiful sentences, nay paragraphs even, but I still talk nonsense.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I know most think talkshit hate us but they have been absolutely sucking Sterling’s balls for days now, ever since the international games. And Simon Jordan this morning, as usual, was a joy to listen to. He’s one of the few on there who can string a sentence together.

He's lovely isn't he?
Could listen to him slag us off all day. Dreamy!

 

[The perfect fumble]

I'm certain he's a City fan

I'm seem to remember he did some private PR gig for the club, so he's willing to sell his soul for filthy lucre if he's not.

I'm sure we got him on the cheap.

 

[Gazza]

I know most think talkshit hate us but they have been absolutely sucking Sterling’s balls for days now, ever since the international games. And Simon Jordan this morning, as usual, was a joy to listen to. He’s one of the few on there who can string a sentence together.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

He's lovely isn't he?
Could listen to him slag us off all day. Dreamy!

I don’t recall him slagging us off at all today.

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

I don’t recall him slagging us off at all today.

No mention of Frankenstein?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Twatterface and the thick Yorkie going completely OTT on the rent boy's appointment.

At one stage TTY claimed that the rags are "competing with Manchester City, they’re competing with Liverpool".

Has he looked at the table recently?

Check out the games played column, they are right up there.....

 

[cookster]

I don’t recall him slagging us off at all today.

Our legal team must have sent him notice. He usually has fuck all positive to say about us.

I thought your original post was a Clarkie, clearly not.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Turned TS on this morning - United United United

Just tried again and it's still United United United.

Switched off. Will give it a couple of days then tune in to see what shite they are talking about City again.

 

[beast]

Turned TS on this morning - United United United

Just tried again and it's still United United United.

Switched off. Will give it a couple of days then tune in to see what shite they are talking about City again.

If you time it right you could miss the 7 minutes of United talk and luck into a few adverts.