Tea

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That insipid looking tub of 'Elfy attitude' butter looks as appealing as a tub of axle grease.

 

[Barcon]

That insipid looking tub of 'Elfy attitude' butter looks as appealing as a tub of axle grease.

It's alright when you don't have to taste it.

 

[stony]

Fucking hell, are you my lads real father? It looks like you dig butter out of the tub with a spoon like he does.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Fucking hell, are you my lads real father? It looks like you dig butter out of the tub with a spoon like he does.

The moose fucker probably uses a spork, he certainly shouldnt be allowed proper cutlery. Also, very loose description of 'Butter' more like insipid looking jizz spread.

 

[Helmet Cole]

Nestled beautifully between the wifes soy milk and cranberry juice.

This is a new tub of butter but tomorrow I will wipe some toast smeg in it so that you can all see the precise placement, thus not resulting in shitty mashed potatoes.

Ffs. That's not even butter, just some processed slurry with fish oil in it. The only decent thing in your fridge is that bottle of white down the bottom.

 

[Barcon]

The moose fucker probably uses a spork, he certainly shouldnt be allowed proper cutlery. Also, very loose description of 'Butter' more like insipid looking jizz spread.

Just having a nice coffee with vanilla toffee cream.
I stirred it with the arse end of a big wooden spoon.

 

[Barcon]

Ffs. That's not even butter, just some processed slurry with fish oil in it. The only decent thing in your fridge is that bottle of white down the bottom.

And I always thought you were a bloke.
There's two bottles of beer up top.

 

[Helmet Cole]

And I always thought you were a bloke.
There's two bottles of beer up top.

Well spotted * hangs head in shame*
While we are at it, did anyone notice the 'salmon entrees'? I can only assume this is a euphemism for a tin of fish cunts. I bet the dirty bastard puts them in tea.

 

[Barcon]

Well spotted * hangs head in shame*
While we are at it, did anyone notice the 'salmon entrees'? I can only assume this is a euphemism for a tin of fish cunts. I bet the dirty bastard puts them in tea.

Cat food. It looks pretty good though.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Just having a nice coffee with vanilla toffee cream.
I stirred it with the arse end of a big wooden spoon.

Dirty bastard