That Torres song

[King Of The Kippax]

Not the Liverpool version, but the once that starts..."he's half a boy & half a girl Torres Torres, He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres..."

Wats the rest of the song, heard it a bit @ the liverpool game but couldnt quite grasp it

 

[SWPISHOME]

Hes half boy hes half girl torres torres
He looks like a transvestite torres torres
He wears a flock, He loves the cock
He sells his ass on albert dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side.

 

[Bluebeer]

haha......fuckin class

who ever made that up..........i salute you!!

 

[Didsbury Dave]

haha......fuckin class

who ever made that up..........i salute you!!

I strongly suspect I can guess who made that up and Im not saluting the fuckers

 

[mattyctid]

i know everton sing this

His mother said he wasn't gay Torres Torres,
but he likes to wear his hair that way Torres Torres,
and when he scores he jumps for joy he looks just like a ladyboy
Fernando Torres takes it up the Arse

 

[Ja Salford Blue]

whats the one about Rooney?

all i could make out on sunday was:

He used to play for EFC and now he's shaggin OAP's

 

[Dancini]

i know everton sing this

His mother said he wasn't gay Torres Torres,
but he likes to wear his hair that way Torres Torres,
and when he scores he jumps for joy he looks just like a ladyboy
Fernando Torres takes it up the Arse

So much better.

 

[dannybcity]

whats the one about Rooney?

all i could make out on sunday was:

He used to play for EFC and now he's shaggin OAP's

I heard that in Denmark, can't remember the words but I remember having a little chuckle to myself.

 

[dejongsslong]

another good torres one is

his haircut proves that he is gay torres torres
he sucked off stevie g today torres torres
the stupid little spanish quer
he takes it up the fuckin rear
fer-nan-do torres he takes it up the arse


and the rooney 1 was

hes never been on a diet rooney rooney
hes never been on a diet rooney rooney
he used to play for efc
but now hes shaggin oaps
wayne rooney hed love to shag your gran

also a tevez one i like is


hes scared neck proves they cut off his head tevez tevez
he'll never get abird in bed tevez tevez
you argie twat you munich ****
they sown ure head on back to front
carlos tevez herban monsters head

 

[Pollerz]

ur tevez 1s wrong.

His neck scar proved he lost his head, tevez tevez
Youll never shag a sexy bird, tevez tevez
you argie twat
u ugly ****
your head was sawn on back to front
carlos tevez hes an ugly ****