What I e joyed most about that review is the symmetry and pattern of so many 3 line paragraphs.It strikes me there's a reason shitloads of competent and entertaining musicians stick to being in cover bands and that's because doing anything more is really quite difficult.
You can get round the difficulties of producing a debut album in a few ways:
'Cheat' by having the ability to bring fully formed musicians together around your vision (Fripp).
Or getting lucky with a lightning in a bottle combination (Ian Curtis's inner world meets Martin Hannet's soundscape obsession).
Or you can simply be so driven and pathologically obsessed with being famous that the actual content of your album is irrelevant to you anyway (Madonna).
For everyone else (even the posh and connected kids) it seems to me it's a much harder process and it's often just too hard. Or maybe it takes 5 years to come up with something pretty underwhelming (Rush). If you are lucky/persistent you get a second chance via new personnel (also Rush).
So to English Teacher who I imagine have had to walk a variety of fine lines in forming a band and trying to record their first music. Such as...
Portraying enough confidence that you're engaging without seeming up yourself.
Writing something interesting without it coming off as pretentious nonsense you have no experience of.
Having the instincts to edit down ideas to those you can actually execute competently. Don't undersell but don't overeach is easy to say but harder to do.
Staying together long enough to complete the process without killing each other.
I would say they've done a pretty good job of the above, much more so than many. Don't know what their dynamic as a band is as I've never seen them perform live; but this was good enough to make me think I would go and see them to find out.
Whether they'll build on this promising start who knows? But given that bands, though not an endangered species, remain much thinner on the ground than they were in their heyday it's worth celebrating when a new one comes along and makes a decent fist of it. They're no fully formed SY yet but they might be one day and they've already got further than most ever do.
7.5/10
I didn't like itWhat I e joyed most about that review is the symmetry and pattern of so many 3 line paragraphs.
Next review, in the format of a haiku!
How the fuck do You pronounce sucked!I didn't like it
The singer could not sing much
The drummer sucked
Is it not two syllables?How the fuck do You pronounce sucked!
Suched?Is it not two syllables?
Suk - dSuched?
Suck-Ed?Is it not two syllables?
That's one thoughSuk - d
Clearly im an idiot. Best go post on rawk. More my speedThat's one though
Is rawk one or two syllables?Clearly im an idiot. Best go post on rawk. More my speed
What I e joyed most about that review is the symmetry and pattern of so many 3 line paragraphs.
Next review, in the format of a haiku!
Obviously 1. You say it in crayonIs rawk one or two syllables?
First off, safe travels this next month.Thanks for posting up Rob, first...erm...'City' has been reached.
Will a visit to the Etihad for a game be on your agenda?First off, safe travels this next month.
Second, a sincere thanks for picking an album I'm well familiar with as I probably need an easy one for this next week.
Third, as strange coincidence would have it, I'll be following in a few of your destinations in early September as Alnmouth, Edinburgh, Glasgow, and yes, even our own Manchester is on our City to City destinations.
I might even see a few of you while I am out and about. I recall I owe one of you a beer. ;-)
No one goes to Alnmouth! Where are you staying?First off, safe travels this next month.
Second, a sincere thanks for picking an album I'm well familiar with as I probably need an easy one for this next week.
Third, as strange coincidence would have it, I'll be following in a few of your destinations in early September as Alnmouth, Edinburgh, Glasgow, and yes, even our own Manchester is on our City to City destinations.
I might even see a few of you while I am out and about. I recall I owe one of you a beer. ;-)
No one goes to Alnmouth!