The alternate 100 charges thread

[fitzy blue]

Being an older Football Club than the Scum.

Manchester City FC

Of course you never see or hear them mention 1902 like we mention 1894.

 

[Oyster28catcher]

For abandoning the suffix F.C. and becoming a business.

For swapping mcfc.co.uk for mancity.com.

For the consistency of ticket office service.

For employing Hugh Ferris in a spoken role.

 

[Coatigan]

We Were really there.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Allegedly they were going on Tinder and telling senior ladies that they were a Major in the American army in Afghanistan and needed £500 pounds for their sons operation, sent by Western Union to a relative in Nigeria.

 

[There is a Light]

The club branding fans as “Cityzens” and in fairness that almost deserves relegation.

 

[Bluemoon has risen]

Charged for the fans booing the CL anthem

 

[citymad]

The theft of the blue carpet from the trophy room was an inside job.

 

[Judge Roughneck]

Furiously and vexatiously using elite lawyers instead of bog standard ones.

 

[citymad]

Inflating the crowd at York. There was receipts for 50k tickets sold not 100k.

 

[Pontypool Blue]

It has been alleged that a train dwelling passenger, whilst taking slumber was smitten by a city fan's open hand once.

 

[citymad]

Evidence that Glauber Berti is still on the payroll.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Selling away tickets to viagogo etc to gain financial gain in our accounts

Yeah, fair one but what about the other 99

 

[fitzy blue]

For not checking the Platt lane wooden seats for splinters.

 

[Silva Citizen]

charge 78 Not having an official noodle sponsor

Charge 79. Not allowing opposition players (in particular those playing in red shirts) a sufficient share of time on the ball

 

[1961_vintage]

Failing to replace Club supplied blue shoelaces in a timely manner, exposing thousands of loyal supporters to the risk of injury due to inadequately secured footwear.

 

[Judge Roughneck]

That in 2009 persons unknown did send a full size bust of Winston Churchill via Her Majesty's postal service to a rag of ill repute for which immediate payment was expected.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Failure to party like it was 1999 after the team that spent millions and millions more than everybody else, United, did the treble

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Whistling on a Tuesday. Barrrrrssstarrds

 

[Chris in London]

That in 2009 persons unknown did send a full size bust of Winston Churchill via Her Majesty's postal service to a rag of ill repute for which immediate payment was expected.

Not to mention many pizzas and a skip

 

[Oyster28catcher]

Using a photocopier for youth game team sheets.

Allowing fans to enter a ground with the letters B O O printed on paper and circulate this at a Champions League fixture.

For displaying a FREE PUSSY RIOTS banner at a game.

For players persistently taking corners from just outside that little quarter circle, from its introduction to present day.

For not encouraging black footwear in recent decades.

For fooling Jack Grealish into wearing invisible shinpads and supplying him with children's sized socks and shorts.

For positioning a stadium on an odd angle to the main road.

For poor maintenance and the removal of the B of the Bang.

For inadequate support of Asda's car parking rules on matchdays.

For blocking Bank Street and Philips Park Cemetery in postmatch traffic.