The Balotelli List

redmizzle said:
Manchester1894 said:
Updated... lol
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Haven't scanned through the list but have you added the alleged swordfight with a rolling pin on Saturday?
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I've not put this in as it's not been widely reported as a headline. It's hard to judge, but this one seemed like it was added to the "Saturday night" article just to fill more space if you know what I mean.

dan34 said:
surely another for the list??

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2074191/Mario-Balotelli-racks-55k-Least-spendthrift-footballer-world.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... world.html</a>
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Cheers for the link, I wouldn't have added it for what is effectively a standard hotel bill(Sven must have ran up a larger one for example) but the bit about the parking space is worthy! haha
 
Have you guys missed the story about balo meeting that porn star .. what was her name .. holly henderson ??
 
Nelly's Left Foot said:
buckshot said:
The Rio wink was right up there, he is a genius.

I also think it's good for the team because he's a lightning rod, other players can just go about their business because Mario will keep the papers busy on his own.
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I must be missing something but why does the Rio wink make Mario a genius?
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Because Mario had tattooed the feeding times at the camel enclosure at Chester Zoo onto his eyelid. Do you never read the Dromedary Gazette?
 
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