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The bed that saved me from the Taliban ... please read.
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TCIB
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No doubt about it, defo a film being made from that.
Tom Hanks looks over at his reinforced trophy shelves still groaning under the weight and just thinks "well i can always cellotape a few more oscars on to the wall". He picks his phone up as he scrolls to "Steve S" and "Hans Z" and hits call. We cut to the next scene with them all getting to the scriptcave as fast as they all can (Batman tv series music on in the background). Montage of them greeting each other with the secret "lets get some oscars secret society" shake, talking with each other listening and nodding. Montage ends with them all high fiving each other for a job well done and the satisfied look of inevitability that they will sweep the 2020/2021 oscars (which they will).
Piece of piss this screen play lark.
Tom Hanks looks over at his reinforced trophy shelves still groaning under the weight and just thinks "well i can always cellotape a few more oscars on to the wall". He picks his phone up as he scrolls to "Steve S" and "Hans Z" and hits call. We cut to the next scene with them all getting to the scriptcave as fast as they all can (Batman tv series music on in the background). Montage of them greeting each other with the secret "lets get some oscars secret society" shake, talking with each other listening and nodding. Montage ends with them all high fiving each other for a job well done and the satisfied look of inevitability that they will sweep the 2020/2021 oscars (which they will).
Piece of piss this screen play lark.
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As I read it I still believed he was going to die , but he survived.
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Nah, the fact he wrote the story was a big giveaway. Spoiled the ending for me really, would have been better if he died.As I read it I still believed he was going to die , but he survived.
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He hid under his bed.Read it earlier. How the hell did he survive to tell that story !!
He hid under his bed.
Did he!?! Must have missed that bit
Magicpole
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Nah, the fact he wrote the story was a big giveaway. Spoiled the ending for me really, would have been better if he died.
I hate happy endings.
I hate happy endings.
All that time under the bed...I'd just have to knock out a 'happy ending' to alleviate the boredom but also the icing on the cake when it comes to retelling the story (which post movie would be known as a having a 'Tom Hanks').
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What a story