The big questions which need answering

why did give us a clue have the same theme tune as grange hill
 
Go abroad, they do a blackberry Magnum in some countries, my Mrs flies into the nearest shop on arrival,
barges everyone out of the way and empties the fridge, they're that special.

I think I fought and lost to her in Spain one year.
 
How do blind people know when their arse is clean after a crap?
What do blind people dream?
 
If Rupert the bear is from "deepest darkest Peru" why does he have a cut glass English accent then eh. I am pretty sure that bear is from Wandsworth really and just an actor.

Edit: wrong bear, i mean Paddington. Rupert is a bit of a ****.
 
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