The 'Capello' Six-Hour Tape

I saw a snippet on the news this morning about some bugging of a hotel in Hertfordshire where the Players stayed. The BBC made it out as if someone were trying to find out tactics...... me thinks its the Press trying to get another sex scandal, nothing at all to do with finding out tactics!
 
seems the press are hell-bent on trying to dig up dirt on England payers, those photos of Bridge, SWP etc in Miami are the most ridiculous I've seen for a while, they're stood in the street talking to other people.....what a story!!!!
 
6 Hours wouldn't be just team tactics.

They'll be things on there certain players wouldn't want out in the open domain during that period of time. Even in jokes may lead onto other things.
 
Why do the press do it, they spend 3 years building the team up for the world cup, and then just before it's due to start they start dragging up shit about their personal lives, it's no fucking wonder our National team cant win anything, they're always getting fucked over by the National press.....
 
The England national team and every single club should go on a media ban for a few months. Hurt the fuckers where it hurts the most.
 
Although papers at the moment are keen to dish the dirt on players. Remember the papers make more money when England do well. FACT
 
pepsi_dave said:
Why do the press do it, they spend 3 years building the team up for the world cup, and then just before it's due to start they start dragging up shit about their personal lives, it's no fucking wonder our National team cant win anything, they're always getting fucked over by the National press.....

Then before the tournament starts its all 'get behind the lads'

Sad thing is the tabloid buyers are thick enough not to grasps the duplicitousness.
 
Pre-tournament routine: Big up the national team stating it has a very good chance of winning, whilst singling out specific players that they don't like or have some form of murky endeavours occuring. Hound them endlessly making innapropriate reports and articles.

During the tournament: "Back England" "England can win it!"

Post-Tournament: Slaughter the national team for "not playing as a team" and pinpoint every little problem, whilst omitting every possibility that it could have been them that caused us to fail with their lust for controversy.

England Media Tournament Protocol. (EMTP for short)
 
Slater582 said:
pepsi_dave said:
Why do the press do it, they spend 3 years building the team up for the world cup, and then just before it's due to start they start dragging up shit about their personal lives, it's no fucking wonder our National team cant win anything, they're always getting fucked over by the National press.....

Then before the tournament starts its all 'get behind the lads'

Sad thing is the tabloid buyers are thick enough not to grasps the duplicitousness.

Or understand what you just said!
 
You have to love the English mentality and our media.

The media go out of their way to rip apart any team spirit the national side may have.

Come the world cup you're labelled a traitor to your country unless you dress in the St George's Cross and paint your face.

England get knocked out because

A - They're not good enough to win despite what people say
B - A rag usually gets sent off hindering any chance of a win

Then the media go mental and we sack the manager

The cycle continues

Luckily, I don't give a shit about international football.

I also hate how the population turns into experts when the world cup is on and the flag covered cretins debate tactics as if they've actually watched a full 90minute game as opposed to catching a bit of MOTD in between adverts during a Hugh Grant film or something.

Fuck England
Fuck Terry
Fuck Stevie G
Fuck Beckham
Fuck Rooney
and mother fuck the fucking press who are bigger enemies to the English state of mind than the Muslim world, Jewish world or even the fucking Nazi's ever will be.

Peace.
 

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