The Conservative Party/Government

Blue and true said:
It's ironic how the fortuitous one regurgitates the No Labour Plan line when his own party have had close to 15 years to get the country moving, and have produced jack shit.

No plan? I wouldn't trust any of these lot to change a lightbulb.
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Labour has no plan, says man getting soaked after deciding to announce an election in the street rather than in Parliament.
 
Vic said:
Labour has no plan, says man getting soaked after deciding to announce an election in the street rather than in Parliament.
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I heard a reporter tonight saying that being drowned out by Things Can Only Get Better whilst being actually drowned because the concept of a brolly is alien is something even Labour couldn't have hoped for until it actually happened. Tonight he has a "rally" - no questions and surrounded by the cabinet and SKY News were laughing that as their reporter was walking around outside he had a personal security guard following him in shot there to physically prevent him from entering the venue.
 
bluethrunthru said:
that debacle basically wrote tomorrows front pages

This


with the tag line

WASHED UP
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I was damn close

www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk

Daily Mirror Front Page 23rd of May 2024 - Tomorrow's Papers Today!

The Daily Mirror's front page features a drenched Rishi Sunak post-election announcement, dubbing the prime minister as "drown and out".
www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk
 
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