The Conservative Party

I’m getting very alarmed that I can’t switch on a political programme without hearing a Tory spouting utter shite.
Everybody ever in the town centre agrees totally with me.
I made all that up, but that shouldn’t detract from the fear and loathing I’m trying to cause.
Also , disturbing reports of a small brown man zooming around the country in his private jet or a helicopter, who seems absolutely determined not to integrate with us ordinary folk.

Gullis is a gobshite

 
I’m getting very alarmed that I can’t switch on a political programme without hearing a Tory spouting utter shite.
Everybody ever in the town centre agrees totally with me.
I made all that up, but that shouldn’t detract from the fear and loathing I’m trying to cause.
Also , disturbing reports of a small brown man zooming around the country in his private jet or a helicopter, who seems absolutely determined not to integrate with us ordinary folk.

If this is his point and he is somehow outlining migration is spiralling out of control, who does he blame? The Tories have been in power for 13 years there is only them to blame for what he sees as current problems in the U.K. Or will he be blaming Corbyn who never got near number 10 or the previous Labour government? Even David Blunkett’s dog must be getting shit from Conservatives for the state of the country.
 
I personally am affronted that I can find no shops around my locality that are able to serve me in native Old Norse. All this Normanic sounding chatter, everybody’s at it these days. Feels like a lifetime ago I could find good auld Wodin-folk to have a chat with on the wagon home.
Ah you see.
There’s a saying over here that the Vikings and later the Normans became more Irish than the Irish themselves. They assimilated themselves and married into Irish clans.
Sure by the 1300’s we had them all speaking Irish anyway.
 
There's so many people who won't show a little humility and just admit they backed a party full of wankers, they'll keep voting Tory no matter what. I'll put money on them winning the next election
They are hard to find, understandable when they enabled this utter shit show, how do they sleep at night
 
It’s some collapse potentially by the Tories this. When the exit poles came out on election night in December 2019 John McDonell was in the BBC studio and the guy interviewing him said with this size of a majority for the Tories, Labour had lost the 2024 election already as there has never been that much of a swing to get a majority.

A Parliament of party gate, covid ppe deals for their mates, brexit, high inflation, energy crisis, Truss crashing government bonds, Sky rocketing interest rates, the whole response to the pandemic, MPs groping, MPs going awol, three PMs in a year and one unelected by Conservative members and the British public, expensive curtains, Home Secretary sending refugees to Rwanda, Home Secretary going batshit crazy with racism, Jeremy Hunt running the country whilst Truss is hiding under a desk.

Have I missed anything?

Probably only scratched the surface with those fuckers tbh.
 
It’s some collapse potentially by the Tories this. When the exit poles came out on election night in December 2019 John McDonell was in the BBC studio and the guy interviewing him said with this size of a majority for the Tories, Labour had lost the 2024 election already as there has never been that much of a swing to get a majority.

A Parliament of party gate, covid ppe deals for their mates, brexit, high inflation, energy crisis, Truss crashing government bonds, Sky rocketing interest rates, the whole response to the pandemic, MPs groping, MPs going awol, three PMs in a year and one unelected by Conservative members and the British public, expensive curtains, Home Secretary sending refugees to Rwanda, Home Secretary going batshit crazy with racism, Jeremy Hunt running the country whilst Truss is hiding under a desk.

Have I missed anything?

My take from this is thank Christ some adults are finally in charge of the Labour Party again and hundreds of Tory MPs are about to be added to the country’s unemployment figures.
 
Have you noticed how footage of bonehead today suddenly has him limping and wheezing - its odd how these ageing bullies and sex pests get found out they suddenly develop physical ailments?

 

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