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This government’s immigration policy; keep out the ‘foreigners’ who want to do the low paid jobs but allow them to challenge the Brits for the well paid jobs. Plenty of cheap jobs around then for us Brits.
 
This government’s immigration policy; keep out the ‘foreigners’ who want to do the low paid jobs but allow them to challenge the Brits for the well paid jobs. Plenty of cheap jobs around then for us Brits.

Yes - we were all going to get rich thanks to Brexit - the bit they mentioned was the way we were gonna do that was by each of us having 6 jobs each in the zero hours gig economy
 
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Father Christmas shot down by Royal Navy on the orders of the Home Secretary.

A statement from the home secretary reads:

After receiving intelligence of a potential air attack from a hostile foreign force. I took the decision to order a strike on the hostile entities craft. The "Sleigh" contained millions of small bombs that were due to be dropped down the nation's chimneys this evening. I have again proven that a conservative government will stand proud and protect our great country by any means possible from any exterior threats to this great country. God Save the Queen!
 
Father Christmas shot down by Royal Navy on the orders of the Home Secretary.

A statement from the home secretary reads:

After receiving intelligence of a potential air attack from a hostile foreign force. I took the decision to order a strike on the hostile entities craft. The "Sleigh" contained millions of small bombs that were due to be dropped down the nation's chimneys this evening. I have again proven that a conservative government will stand proud and protect our great country by any means possible from any exterior threats to this great country. God Save the Queen!
I used to think this sort of post was a parody, but now I have to check the news pages just to make sure!
 
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and these pricks trying to create good publicity for themselves out of the misery they have caused



 

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