The Conservative Party

[MikeF]

Fuck me, what a shower of shite.

 

[kippax123]

What the hell has happened to our country? I worry so much for all of us who are going to struggle though the winter and then we have to listen to this load of crap.

 

[Brewster's millions]

"Boris. You are respected from Kiev to Carlisle..."

*Awkward silence followed by clapping 5 seconds later*

Do you think she knows that Kiev starts with a K and Carlisle a C?

Strange to pair the two together and the audience was lost as well.

 

[andyhinch]

It’s official.
We’re fucked.

We were fucked either way, we’re just more fucked.

 

[Brewster's millions]

She’s had weeks to prepare for that speech and it was fucking terrible.

It’s like she was there to read out the fire alarm protocols to the audience before the real speaker turned up.

 

[mat]

Do you think she knows that Kiev starts with a K and Carlisle a C?

Strange to pair the two together and the audience was lost as well.

That was my thought.

Kiev to Kettering? But she was afraid she'd alienate the north.

 

[mat]

She’s had weeks to prepare for that speech and it was fucking terrible.

It’s like she was there to read out the fire alarm protocols to the audience before the real speaker turned up.

Her conference speech will be as exciting as watching the rags.

Starmer just fist punched hearing that Truss has just given him a personality.

 

[abu13]

"Boris. You are respected from Kiev to Carlisle..."

*Awkward silence followed by clapping 5 seconds later*

Yep, talk about miss reading the room.

 

[Gabriel]

Membership even more divided than I’d imagined and there are clear divisions amongst the parliamentarians as well. She won’t be able to unite them and that’s before she starts taking on everyone else.

 

[Brewster's millions]

That was my thought.

Kiev to Kettering? But she was afraid she'd alienate the north.

She’s committed to levelling up the glib references in dreadful speeches.

 

[feelymcfeel]

That was my thought.

Kiev to Kettering? But she was afraid she'd alienate the north.

Kimmerston is up near the Scottish border.

 

[mat]

No wonder they've ironically gone full Stalin on controlling the media for their conference if that's the reaction for a new leader.

How half arsed was that?

 

[Gabriel]

"Boris. You are respected from Kiev to Carlisle..."

*Awkward silence followed by clapping 5 seconds later*

Would have been better alliteration had she said from Kiev to Kirkwall. Wonder why she couldn’t…

 

[splinter]

She might be boring but at least she's eye candy

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Do you think she knows that Kiev starts with a K and Carlisle a C?

Strange to pair the two together and the audience was lost as well.

Carlisle is just a weird choice.

Surely Kiev to Cornwall would have been better, as it covers all of England.
Unless it was intended to be a "so clever it's not clever" taunt of Sturgeon.

 

[west didsblue]

She might be boring but at least she's eye candy

If you have a fetish for someone that looks like a Chucky doll

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

She might be boring but at least she's eye candy

Liz Truss is eye candy?

 

[TheBlueDune]

"Boris. You are respected from Kiev to Carlisle..."

*Awkward silence followed by clapping 5 seconds later*

And the respect [emoji15] stops before reaching Northern Ireland or Scotland

 

[somapop]

She might be boring but at least she's eye candy

As in a rancid Haribo you've found down the back of your sofa?

 

[lust overlord]

She might be boring but at least she's eye candy

Pervert.