The council are flaming...

[Blue Floyd]

Ive got shit comin out of me drains. Went on for months. I got as far as phoning Parlement or what ever its called. FUCKALL. ONE SEC

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

This has to be the strangest start to a thread, shirley?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

This has to be the strangest start to a thread, shirley?

Think it’s performance poetry.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Ive got shit comin out of me drains. Went on for months. I got as far as phoning Parlement or what ever its called. FUCKALL. ONE SEC

Thank you for your call, Unfortunatley all our lines are busy at the moment we will have a member of staff available to talk to you as soon as we can in the meantime here is some nice music to relaxe to...................

 

[TinFoilHat]

Think it’s performance poetry.

It's got a John Cooper Clarke poignancy about it.

 

[somapop]

Ive got shit comin out of me drains. Went on for months. I got as far as phoning Parlement or what ever its called. FUCKALL. ONE SEC

It's got a John Cooper Clarke poignancy about it.

...I was just searching for a JCC image before I saw your post...!

 

[waspish]

Shit thread

 

[mexico1970]

Should have sought the help of a WC... Sorry KC.

 

[Kippax77]

Ive got shit comin out of me drains. Went on for months. I got as far as phoning Parlement or what ever its called. FUCKALL. ONE SEC

"Can you spell it?"
"WHAT?"
"Sorry sir I don't speak many English".
"WHAT?"
"Please can you spell it out".
"SPELL WHAT OUT?".
"Send me please email sir, byes"
"ARRGGHH ".

 

[Eebo]

"Can you spell it?"
"WHAT?"
"Sorry sir I don't speak many English".
"WHAT?"
"Please can you spell it out".
"SPELL WHAT OUT?".
"Send me please email sir, byes"
"ARRGGHH ".

followed 2 seconds later by a text messages saying..

"Your satisfaction is of the utmost importance to us so please would you complete this survey (which will only take you 10 minutes)"