The culprit behind the Everton defeat, and others.

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Pigeonho

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My City mug.

Used to have a tradition of using it only on match days, but on the day leading up to the Everton defeat I questioned whether to use it as I noticed we play poor or lose when I do. 'Bollocks', I thought, 'no way that will make a difference', and in went the Douwe Egberts. Yesterday I thought, 'yer know what mate, fuck it off today', and low and behold, we win, (even though playing some of the worst football i've witnessed in that first half).

Now then, I can't bin it, it was a gift from my kids, but I think a suitable punishment is in order. A Hans Solo-esque deep freeze is my current favourite.............over to you.
 
Ha ha. I used have the exact same mug myself! It too was a present. My clumsy father-in-law broke it and I was fucking mortified.

As for an apt punishment. Why not sit in the corner and make a little 'dunce' hat for it to wear?
 
There's some weird shit going on in that garden!

I am the last to subscribe to superstitious nonsense but yer get into a habit of doing things - after about 65 mins of general dross, and some fortunate let-offs for both sides, I think I verbalised that I would normally refrain from verbalising any comment about simple facts re whacking the likes of Wigan. So I've come through that one.

But I won't tune in part way through a MANUre match or a City match on the radio because the Gods will punish me with a red goal or an opposition goal against Manchester's only team. And as soon as I've checked text on the telly there's a mad scramble to get back to vision before the bloody thing flicks up with another OG for Stretford.
 
I wore what was my lucky shirt (Umbro brother from the Kinky era) we always do well when I have it on.
Its gone back to the bottom of the wardrobe with all the shit La'coste shirts I had to buy cos it had a City badge on.

I think the cup should be in the cup cupboard upside down for the whole of the match day.

That bikes going to get rusty if you leave it there.
 
Every single time I have bought a half-time draw ticket we have won. I failed to do so against Everton because I didn't have the money on me. I made sure I bought one for the match last night against Wigan.
 
I've been to the same pub in town to watch two matches recently. Not been there before but after Hull and Everton, it's definitely the culprit.
 
remember this lad's..

City will win..!! by what score I dont know..??

Im good ....but not that good..





I hold myself fully responsible for all those fooking draws we had cos every time I posted that ( in the matchday thread I hasten to add) we drew.

:(
 
I think we have all had at least one (sometimes two or three) of those mugs and the bloody handle keeps falling off after a couple of washes.

Maybe the lucky underpants are the reason for the shite form............
 
Pigeonho said:
qrzqdx.jpg


My City mug.

Used to have a tradition of using it only on match days, but on the day leading up to the Everton defeat I questioned whether to use it as I noticed we play poor or lose when I do. 'Bollocks', I thought, 'no way that will make a difference', and in went the Douwe Egberts. Yesterday I thought, 'yer know what mate, fuck it off today', and low and behold, we win, (even though playing some of the worst football i've witnessed in that first half).

Now then, I can't bin it, it was a gift from my kids, but I think a suitable punishment is in order. A Hans Solo-esque deep freeze is my current favourite.............over to you.
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Iv`e still got a maine road mug i use for me cups of tea every day,it`s about 12 years old with a loverly stained interior and all thats left on the outside is the last two faded letters of road...the missus keeps threatening to throw it out but she will be going before my mug does....i love that mug
 
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