The culprit behind the Everton defeat, and others.

[samharris]

This is my to-do list, (all done without the help of you fucko's!)

Pressure wash, regrout.
New fence panel
Stain said fence
Stain shed
Mow lawn
Cut privets
Have a shy wank in the bushes.

Anything else?.......

Throw a steak on the barby.

 

[Pigeonho]

Look, it says 'pull and spray'. arf arf arf arf!!

 

[Barry Conlons wig]

This is my to-do list, (all done without the help of you fucko's!)

Pressure wash, regrout.
New fence panel
Stain said fence
Stain shed
Mow lawn
Cut privets
Have a shy wank in the bushes.

Anything else?.......

food on your bird table, fuck me no wonder they migrate ;-)

 

[monkey-trousers]

This is my to-do list, (all done without the help of you fucko's!)

Pressure wash, regrout.
New fence panel
Stain said fence
Stain shed
Mow lawn
Cut privets
Have a shy wank in the bushes.

Anything else?.......

What about re-hanging those gates before somebody has an accident.

 

[Sky Blue]

This is my to-do list, (all done without the help of you fucko's!)

Pressure wash, regrout.
New fence panel
Stain said fence
Stain shed
Mow lawn
Cut privets
Have a shy wank in the bushes.

Anything else?.......

 

[kenzie115]

We haven't lost a home game when Kolo Toure has run to the corner of the penalty box, clapped the fans and run back at the start of the game.

The only game he hasn't done this in was Everton.

 

[Evil Roy Slade]

windows could use a bit of vinegar