The dawn chorus.

[Sir peace frog]

Not if its fucking magpies.

or those noisy water birds that squawk at a million decibels , sat there all peaceful mind drifting next minute on the floor shaking covered in coffee ,because some fucking coot thought it would be funny to screamed at you hahaha

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Songbirds are fine, It’s seagull nesting season and it’s unbearable particularly as there is a nest on a neighbouring property. Aggressive fuckers too. Eventually the chick will fall off the roof and end up in a garden, you’ll then risk an eye taking the bin out and they use shit as a weapon. Protected species and I’m not so they have more rights.

 

[BimboBob]

That's all well and good Bill but the dawn chorus used as an alarm, say by my Wife, at, let's call it 6 bastard o'clock, really does grate on you when she doesn't wake up when it goes off. Especially grating when I appear to be not in work today.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Being woken at 4am? I’d shoot the cunts if I had a gun

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Like Bill says,the dawn chorus of songbirds singing is a joy to hear.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Best alarm clock in the world.
Love it.

We have seagulls on our roof nesting. Don’t love it as much as I once did. They sound like angry gorillas.

 

[jimharri]

Yes the Tie A Yellow Ribbon bit always gets me too

Anyone else immediately think of that old (bad taste) Marc Bolan gag?

 

[kaz7]

I was awake all night again,hearing the birds singing just before 4am was lovely,breaks the depression and i can sleep

Trouble is the nights i do sleep the cat pesters me early to go out

 

[idahoblues]

Not if its fucking magpies.

Haha, was just thinking the same thing, got a whole family of the noisy bastards outside now, squawking away

 

[Ribchester]

My shaving razor is cold and it stings....