Kinkys Left Foot
Well-Known Member
Is that dogging protocol?
A lad I know in his early years paid £20 to pop his cherry in a massage parlour, let’s say his little soldier fired his ammunition off too quickly. So, next time, he parked up, had a tug, then went back to the parlour thinking he’d last a bit longer, got to the door and it was closed on a Monday!I find it's only disrespectful if you're sat there for 10 minutes having a wank.
A lad I know in his early years paid £20 to pop his cherry in a massage parlour, let’s say his little soldier fired his ammunition off too quickly. So, next time, he parked up, had a tug, then went back to the parlour thinking he’d last a bit longer, got to the door and it was closed on a Monday!
What about a one minute wank, is that OK?
Surely it's only a hazard if you're driving while wanking?Only if you keep your hazards on pal
Deffo not me, I popped mine with a girl called Kerry Dixon, if you’re old enough you’ll know how much grief I still get for that :-)"A lad I know"
That old chestnut ;-)
Didn’t he play for Chelsea ? Is that you Graeme le Saux ?Deffo not me, I popped mine with a girl called Kerry Dixon, if you’re old enough you’ll know how much grief I still get for that :-)
The city link isn’t the canal path. That’s a separate traffic free walk. You can get on the canal at various points in the city but you would need to join city link at the Holt Town tram stop so you have to walk down Pollard Street to join it.Thanks mate. We are east stand so it looks like it should shave a few mins off the walk (as long as there are no canal pushing serial killers).
Deffo not me, I popped mine with a girl called Kerry Dixon, if you’re old enough you’ll know how much grief I still get for that :-)
Footballer late 70’s!Boxer from the 60s wasn't he?
He played for Chelsea from 1983 until 1992.Footballer late 70’s!
lethal in the boxDeffo not me, I popped mine with a girl called Kerry Dixon, if you’re old enough you’ll know how much grief I still get for that :-)
Haha fucking hellDeffo not me, I popped mine with a girl called Kerry Dixon, if you’re old enough you’ll know how much grief I still get for that :-)
Certainly was!Haha fucking hell
Was it a ‘Speedie’ experience?…
Yep, Reading before that, my “incident” was before he was famous! I never live it down.He played for Chelsea from 1983 until 1992.
"SORRY" !!!Yep, Reading before that, my “incident” was before he was famous! I never live it down.
I’ve posted before, prior to meeting Mrs H in the mid 80’s I was on a night out with a few people who were friends of friends, I fell for this lovely lass, Liz and during the evening I plucked up the courage to ask her out, she said “I can’t, you remind me of someone”. I took it in the chin, at the end of the night she said to me she’d remembered who I reminded her off, I asked, she said “Ronnie Corbett”!
So those 2 incidents are my downfall, one of my mates calls me Ronnie to this day and it’s approaching 45 years ago.
News just in ;-"SORRY" !!!
It is now included in the scheme, basically expanded it to include everything up to Edge Lane.I park on Kingsbury Road clayton, can someone tell me if I can no longer park here?
Ha ha brilliant reply"SORRY" !!!
I did tell councillors for Tameside that the M/c City Council plan covered right to the boundary and would displace parking into their streets. They seemed unbothered.It is now included in the scheme, basically expanded it to include everything up to Edge Lane.
Residents in Openshaw Village wont know whats hit them last year as that's basically the only place left to park