The Getting Older Thread

[Bill Walker]

Ok a bit pretentious of me to assume it will be a thread :)

But what are the particular things that are changing on/in your body

I know with some posters its loss of sanity, others need incontinence pads (never trust a fart)

etc etc

 

[Bill Walker]

nose hair is a right bastard

 

[kaz7]

I can't dance in public anymore,what used to look sexy now looks like a drunk old women at a wedding lol

 

[DelToro]

nose hair is a right bastard

I get so befuddled that I am the first to respond to my own threads.

 

[Nightmare Walking]

My Colitis is getting worse. Started off 10 years ago with a few drops of blood, now I can be stuck in the loo all day and end up in hospital through dehydration.

 

[papillon]

Using words like 'befuddled'

 

[dronefromsector7g]

I'm only 23 so I guess these problems are years off.

 

[johnny on the spot]

'Was that my phone or a muscle spasm?'

 

[stony]

I was scratching my back last night and realised that it has started to sprout hairs. I've heard about these men with hairy backs and I've even seen a few on telly(although I always thought it was makeup or special effects) but apparently hairy backs are real and I've started to grow one.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I grunt getting out of a chair.
I need help getting up off the floor.
Arthritis has finally put an end to my dream of opening the bowling for Lancs.
Hangovers are now lethal.