The Great BLUEMOON Confessional

does anybody remember the jingle Piccadilly radio used to play

well me and my friend taped it one day while wagging it from school and phoned random people up from the phone book, played the tune and told them they had won a spot prize and if they can down to the radio station they could claim it

hangs head in shame
 
toby said:
does anybody remember the jingle Piccadilly radio used to play

well me and my friend taped it one day while wagging it from school and phoned random people up from the phone book, played the tune and told them they had won a spot prize and if they can down to the radio station they could claim it

hangs head in shame
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Ah, now that reminds me of something we did in 4th year, so like 1993 it would have been. There used to be a way of dialling anywhere in the world for free. I can't remember exactly how it worked, but if you put a load of numbers into the phone and pressed certain numbers and the hash button at a certain point, you would automatically get through to someone anywhere in the world. 9 times out of 10 you'd reach America. This is how stupid I was as a teenager. I got through to a hotel in Florida one time and made a bomb threat, after a while the guy got me to admit I was messing about and started to be really friendly. Anyway it ended up with him asking me for my name and address so he could send me a brochure of the hotel. Course, being 15, slightly stupid and not on the ball, I didn't realise he was actually getting my details to phone the Police here in Blighty! Knock on the door that night from a member of the crime squad at Chester gate, who deal with all the serious crimes! My dad was quite angry with me from then on!
 
Pigeonho said:
Good deed. Pretty much anything I do for my kids.
Bad deed. None post-2004, however in that year I smacked a bloke outside Piccolino's, faced 6 months inside and ended up in crown court on 3 occasions for the offense. Sentencing day was 23/12/04, (2 days before fucking xmas!), and I got off with 240 hours CS and a £500 fine. Apparently though, I left my 'good character' in the court room on that day. I also managed to have 2 affairs, one of which I got caught for in our living room, and lost my family life as I knew it, and all this whilst her dad was dying of Lung Cancer. Well done me, played a real fucking blinder there. I was forgiven, eveentually and we all moved on into a new house and a new start. Damage was done though and it fizzled out in 07', but I think all my bad-boy shit ended in that court room, because I was literally shitting myself until the judge said, 'before I begin I want to advise the defendants you are not going to be handed a custodial sentence'. Pheww!
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I like the way you confess all that then slip in at the end that you literally pooed yourself in court, which is probably more shameful than all the other stuff combined ;)
 
Kinky Dribbler said:
Pigeonho said:
Good deed. Pretty much anything I do for my kids.
Bad deed. None post-2004, however in that year I smacked a bloke outside Piccolino's, faced 6 months inside and ended up in crown court on 3 occasions for the offense. Sentencing day was 23/12/04, (2 days before fucking xmas!), and I got off with 240 hours CS and a £500 fine. Apparently though, I left my 'good character' in the court room on that day. I also managed to have 2 affairs, one of which I got caught for in our living room, and lost my family life as I knew it, and all this whilst her dad was dying of Lung Cancer. Well done me, played a real fucking blinder there. I was forgiven, eveentually and we all moved on into a new house and a new start. Damage was done though and it fizzled out in 07', but I think all my bad-boy shit ended in that court room, because I was literally shitting myself until the judge said, 'before I begin I want to advise the defendants you are not going to be handed a custodial sentence'. Pheww!
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I like the way you confess all that then slip in at the end that you literally pooed yourself in court, which is probably more shameful than all the other stuff combined ;)
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hahahahahah, yeah you're right actually! Having said that, after court we went to the Hogshead on Deansgate and got slaughtered, so I probably managed to piss myself too at some point.
 
many good deeds have passed,sometimes unnoticed.
BAD: this one was poor from myself and felt really guilty. i was moving one of the company cars on site to pack up and go home after a days work. whilst in reverse i skidded on sand and tipped a skip. bit of a dent on the back.
pissed off and trying to work up the courage to tell my workmate we packed up and left for home. he was fairly new at driving at the time and made a mistake changing lanes where we were rammed from behind.we pulled up and waited for the police to sort out the minor bang (who was in the right). the lady in the car forgot to pull up the handbreak and their jeep crashed for a second time into the rear of our company car.nearly catching us both. next day the bosses were drilling my workmate accessing the damage.my knock went unnoticed so i kept quiet.everything was covered with insurance,so i left it at that.(i was horrible,i know).the next evening i was meeting friends for food and drinks when i lost 100quid on the way. my aussie mates were laughing at me and said it was justice for what i had done. i couldn t complain-they were right!
 
On a school trip to york i stole a box of sweets, it was the same day as the chumps league final where Liverpool won. Felt pretty bad about it, peer pressure and all! Come to think of it, im actually boringly well behaved. I've taken numerous cans of coke from the Chinese. I told my parents that i dropped my phone when infact, i threw at the ground in reaction to liverpool's third in their 3-2 win over us. Actually, i've broken two phones, i hit of them off a counter in home-ec. Liverpool seem to be the cause of most of my problems, haha.
 
The best of the lot for me was calling a former work college Miss Piggy. The fat slag deserved it as well which didn't help me. As I was brought into the office on a bullying and sexual incriminating charge by her. She went home crying because of it. I was asked what happend and told them I was sweeping up out in the yard and she fucked a cig butt onto the ground when I called here back she ignored me. So I went into the office were she was working and put the cig butt onto the table and said Miss Piggy you forgot to put this into the bin. She then went to boss saying that I had called her fat which I didn't if I was to slag her over her weight I would of said Fatso but I didn't she wasn't impressed with that quote either. Boss asked why Miss Piggy I said like the pharse Piggy Dirty or Pig sty. Got away with it in the end but then lost the job a couple of months later and I think it was mainly over it but cant prove it.
 
leighton said:
The best of the lot for me was calling a former work college Miss Piggy. The fat slag deserved it as well which didn't help me. As I was brought into the office on a bullying and sexual incriminating charge by her. She went home crying because of it. I was asked what happend and told them I was sweeping up out in the yard and she fucked a cig butt onto the ground when I called here back she ignored me. So I went into the office were she was working and put the cig butt onto the table and said Miss Piggy you forgot to put this into the bin. She then went to boss saying that I had called her fat which I didn't if I was to slag her over her weight I would of said Fatso but I didn't she wasn't impressed with that quote either. Boss asked why Miss Piggy I said like the pharse Piggy Dirty or Pig sty. Got away with it in the end but then lost the job a couple of months later and I think it was mainly over it but cant prove it.
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I remember when you posted that thread
 
leighton said:
The best of the lot for me was calling a former work college Miss Piggy. The fat slag deserved it as well which didn't help me. As I was brought into the office on a bullying and sexual incriminating charge by her. She went home crying because of it. I was asked what happend and told them I was sweeping up out in the yard and she fucked a cig butt onto the ground when I called here back she ignored me. So I went into the office were she was working and put the cig butt onto the table and said Miss Piggy you forgot to put this into the bin. She then went to boss saying that I had called her fat which I didn't if I was to slag her over her weight I would of said Fatso but I didn't she wasn't impressed with that quote either. Boss asked why Miss Piggy I said like the pharse Piggy Dirty or Pig sty. Got away with it in the end but then lost the job a couple of months later and I think it was mainly over it but cant prove it.
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I lolled!

'I would of said Fatso'... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
 
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