The Harry Kane Team 2017/18

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Forget about Kane he's never coming to City, more chance of Messi turning up, with Sergio and Jesus fit, he wouldn't get a game anyway, not a patch on either of em.... He will stay with the serial bottlers and win fuck all again and again...!
 
A tall, lethal striker, what's not to like? Mendy's crosses are wasted on some of our midgets. Kane would have a field day. English too! Imagine Stone/Walker/Sterling and Kane improving so much even the England side wouldn benefit. We have enough money saved up for some big players. Sanchez?? Suarez? Kane? Greizman? Dybala? or do you go left-field and buy someone from the dutch league/sporting lisbon/german league. There is not a lot out there atm at the level we want.

Small, fast, mobile, ability to close down is needed along with lethal finishing. Kane would stick out like a sore thumb in our team.

Wouldn’t touch with an 18ft barge pole.
 
It's another option, and an option that our coaching staff could improve upon. We need one more England international IMO. So Alli/Kane are the next best 2. I'm sure Shearer's goal to shot ratio might have been less than our attack, but you have to have varying types of players for all situations. Some just don't rate him, but you cannot argue he does it for club and country.
Oh my god no. Alli plays as a ten and isn’t a patch on what we have.

For fucks sake mate.

Luckily we won’t be going anywhere near Alan or Alli.

You also don’t spend £150m on “an option”.
 
Could be wrong but just can't see how Kane would fit into our style of play, fantastic player but if we were purely buying a striker as an alternative option then there's cheaper options than Kane
 
Oh my god no. Alli plays as a ten and isn’t a patch on what we have.

For fucks sake mate.

Luckily we won’t be going anywhere near Alan or Alli.

You also don’t spend £150m on “an option”.

We have a section, a very small section, of our support who would rather us be English than be the best we can be. The same bunch who were contributors to the yearning for Wilshere and Oxlade-Chamberlain, amongst other telling behaviours.
 
We have a section, a very small section, of our support who would rather us be English than be the best we can be. The same bunch who were contributors to the yearning for Wilshere and Oxlade-Chamberlain, amongst other telling behaviours.
Yucky.
 
It's another option, and an option that our coaching staff could improve upon. We need one more England international IMO. So Alli/Kane are the next best 2. I'm sure Shearer's goal to shot ratio might have been less than our attack, but you have to have varying types of players for all situations. Some just don't rate him, but you cannot argue he does it for club and country.

Alli is the most over-rated player since Jack Wilshire and Ross Barclay had a decent game, wouldn't touch the horrible snide fucker. Foden is in his spot and will be 10 times the player without the baggage., Christ you'll be saying Dier is better than Fernandinho next!!
As for Kane, he's good at what he does but wouldn't fit in here, can't play the 1 and 2 touch intricate stuff we like to do.
 
I actually would like them to get top four because it means one of United and Liverpool would miss out. They have been pretty bad recently though.
 
Spurs might be 7th by the end of tonight.

God, that'd be enjoyable, and all it needs to happen is Burnley beating Bournemouth and Liverpool beating Stoke.
 
Such a poorly named award. Kane is notorious for literally having no discernible personality and he's nominated for a personality award?

You're thinking of the wrong definition of personality. It's never supposed to have been about having a personality or being interesting.

personality
pəːsəˈnalɪti/
noun
noun: personality; plural noun: personalities
  1. the combination of characteristics or qualities that form an individual's distinctive character.
    "she had a sunny personality that was very engaging"
    synonyms: character, nature, disposition, temperament, make-up, persona, psyche, identity
    "her cheerful and vibrant personality"
    • lively, engaging qualities.
      "she's always had loads of personality"
      synonyms: charisma, magnetism, strength of personality, force of personality, character, powers of attraction, charm, presence, individuality, attractiveness
      "she's always had loads of personality"
  2. a celebrity or famous person.
    "an official opening by a famous personality"
    synonyms: celebrity, VIP, star, superstar, celebutante, name, famous name, household name, big name, somebody, leading light, notable, personage, luminary, notability, worthy;More

 
He'd guarantee fuck all, he doesn't suit our style of play, shoots on site instead of taking the better option of passing to a team mate, something it's taken a season for Pep to get Aguero to do. Jesus is the perfect fit and Kane is totally the opposite, great player if you play to his strengths but we don'. As for getting on to Mendy's crosses, how many has he actually done in a short time at the club that have been at head height?



It's the usual of just wanting to buy the next best thing without actually seeing he'd have to change to play in our team so why get him?

Spot on Kane suits the scum not us.
 
Spurs might be 7th by the end of tonight.

God, that'd be enjoyable, and all it needs to happen is Burnley beating Bournemouth and Liverpool beating Stoke.
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Just realised we have scored twice as many goals as them.

City - 44
Spurs - 22
 
If it carries on there'll be lucky to make the Europa. Ali, Ericksen, Lloris, Alderwerild, Dier and Rose will be gone, along with Poch.
Kane will stay and lead them to glory like Shearer at Newcastle.
 
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