The Hidden Truth of Rooney's International Goals.

[Blue2112]

Sick to fucking death of hearing about the return of the saviour, ''he's got a great reception from the England fans in the corner - he's hungry for it - great pass from Rooney - nobody wants to score more'' and of course always said with a growl in your voice ''Roooooney'' everytime he's within 20yards of the fucking ball. No doubt he'll bang an hat trick tonight but for the rercord his Engerland goalscoring record for a supposedly world class striker is fucking shite. Only 2 goals against what I would consider to be the top ranked nations v Holland and Argentina 6/7 years ago now. He's scored against 3 of the middle ranked national teams in Denmark, Croatia and Russia and the rest have come against the worst of the worst. Don't let the facts spoil a good story though.

74 Appearances - 28 Goals

2003 - 3 Goals v Macedonia, Litchenstein and Denmark.
2004 - 6 Goals v Iceland (2) Switzerland (2) and Croatia (2)
2005 - 2 Goals v Denmark and Argentina
2006 - 1 Goal v Holland
2007 - 2 Goals v Estonia and Russia
2008 - 5 Goals v Croatia, Kazakhstan (2) and Belarus (2)
2009 - 6 Goals v Slovakia (2) Kazakhstan, Andorra (2) and Croatia
2010 - 1 Goal v Switzerland
2011 - 2 Goals v Bulgaria (2)
2012 - 0 Goals to date.

 

[mackenzie]

He is vastly overrated, and he is not 'world class.'

I'm sick of the hype too.

 

[Pam]

I know the twat scored plenty of goals for the rags last season (mainly penatlies, I bet), but he was inconsistent at best and the hype around him is incredibly strange.

 

[mackenzie]

And I'm sick of his hair, sick of his wife and sick of his kid.

 

[Pam]

Wooney is a sitter misser. I've just remembered how he missed the exact same sitter at the Stadium of Shite the other week.

 

[Juan King]

And I'm sick of his hair, sick of his wife and sick of his kid.

Even though it's on his head, I'm not sure any of it is actually his. It looks like he has scalped a fox.

 

[Blue2112]

I know the twat scored plenty of goals for the rags last season (mainly penatlies, I bet), but he was inconsistent at best and the hype around him is incredibly strange.

He's a rag Pam and so therefore will sell millions of England shirts gloryfying his name worldwide to all the synthetic imitation wannabe rags. No other reason, before him was Beckham and before him there was Captain Marvel Bryan Robson and before him there Bobby Charlton and before him probably Duncan Edwards. Next up Danny Wellbeck for the next 10 years.

 

[Pam]

I know the twat scored plenty of goals for the rags last season (mainly penatlies, I bet), but he was inconsistent at best and the hype around him is incredibly strange.

Next up Danny Wellbeck for the next 10 years.

Please no, 2112.

 

[Blue2112]

I know the twat scored plenty of goals for the rags last season (mainly penatlies, I bet), but he was inconsistent at best and the hype around him is incredibly strange.

Next up Danny Wellbeck for the next 10 years.

Please no, 2112.

Would you prefer Ashley Young? Don't worry if it's neither of these two rest assured there willl be some other young Fergie fledgling ready to take up the mantle.

 

[simonmdm]

I remember winding up my united fan friends about how micah Richards had scored more international goals than Rooney in 2006/7 after Richards scored against Israel.

i don't know why people are acting like the greatest player is returning to the England team, he's always been inconsistent for them.