the JUST chants thread - Sponsored by Darious Vassel

[kidblue]

add all your chant ideas into this thread, ive thought of one, rangers used to have one about John Hartson

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
John Hartson ate them all

we should change it to


All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
Wayne Rooney ate them all

 

[The Pink Panther]

add all your chant ideas into this thread, ive thought of one, rangers used to have one about John Hartson

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
John Hartson ate them all

we should change it to


All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
Wayne Rooney ate them all

All things old and wrinkly
All grannies great and small
All things with a pension book
Wayne Rooney shagged them all

 

[mcmanus]

add all your chant ideas into this thread, ive thought of one, rangers used to have one about John Hartson

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
John Hartson ate them all

we should change it to


All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
Wayne Rooney ate them all

All things old and wrinkly
All grannies great and small
All things with a pension book
Wayne Rooney shagged them all

We have a winner

 

[bluemooninho]

One of the best I have heard for a long time!

 

[kidblue]

Cheer up Alan Shearer,
Oh what can it mean,
To a sad Geordie bastard,
And a shit football team.

 

[kidblue]

we stole this song from liverpool, scousers scousers
they've got no jobs their on the dole, scousers scousers
they stole my wallet, they stole my phone, they even tried to rob my home
thieving bastards liverpools full of crime

nanana... you know the rest

 

[kidblue]

Oooooh his hairstyles simply frightful
But his skills are quite delightful
and Thats why we love him so
Robinho Robinho Robinho!

could catch ont that one!

 

[kidblue]

You'll always be a c**t to us, Harry! Harry!
You'll always be a c**t t us, Harry! Harry!
Let the whole world hear this song
Harry Redknapp likes a bung
Harry Redknapp, footballs crooked man.

same tune as the pool one

 

[kidblue]

to the tune of daydream believer

Cheer up Rafa Benitez,
Oh what can it mean,
To a... Fat Spanish Waiter,
And a .... s**e football teeeeeeam!

 

[chrishull]

You'll always be a c**t to us, Harry! Harry!
You'll always be a c**t t us, Harry! Harry!
Let the whole world hear this song
Harry Redknapp likes a bung
Harry Redknapp, footballs crooked man.

same tune as the pool one

I really hate this fucking tune, I do, I do,
I really hate this fucking tune, I do, I do,
It started off at Liverpool
Now everybody thinks it's cool,
But it's not it's - really fucking shit.

;)