The Manchester City Carols

[Paladin]

While City won the league one year
With Aguero at their ground
An agent of the league came down
With charges all around

Fear a lot said he, for mighty dread
Had poisoned their jealous minds
Bad tidings to annoy I bring
To blues and all bluekind

To you in David Silva's town this day
Comes from the Central Line
A saviour sent by Sheikh Mansour
And this shall be the sign

The accusations they will find
In all the news displayed
All meanly couched in scathing terms
With hate and malice laid

Thus spake Mubarak and forthwith
Appeared a learned throng
Of lawyers with their points of law
Addressing all the wrong

All glory be to mods on a high
And in Bluemoon be peace
Badwill henceforth to the red cartel
And trophies never cease

 

[Paladin]

We three KCs from chambers are
Bearing emails from hackers afar
Charges countin', evidence mountin'
But still no result so far

O Stevie Wonder with no light
Can see the jealousy and spite
Pannick leading the proceeding
Guide us through our lengthy fight