The most annoying thing your partner does?

Magicpole said:
Sneezng

I'm not exaggerating, she has the loudest sneeze in human fucking history. Its like sitting next to van load of TNT going off. Astounding.
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I beg to differ. One of my proudest moments (it’s the little things), is eating a meal at Carluccios at the Trafford centre (pre covid) and sneezing.
The noise drop from hundreds of conversations suddenly stopping on the main food court area and (presumably) mouthing ‘what was that’ was a happy moment.
 
We have a recycling bin in the kitchen and when it's close to full I empty it into the correct bins outside

My Mrs has the most annoying habit of leaving cardboard boxes (from Amazon deliveries etc) next to the kitchen bin. It really gets on my fucking nerves that she won't take the cardboard outside
 
I just like 15 mins to unwind when I get in from work, scroll through shite on my phone in silence. Will I ever get this? I even ring her on the way home to stop her unloading as soon as I get in the door. But to no avail.
Wonderful women though, very caring in an oppressive type of way.
 
Paladin said:
Was in Waterstones today and the wife handed me a book and said "Here's that book I was telling you about", then wanders off. I was left with this book I had no interest in, and I had to locate the shelf to put it back. It happened twice! So annoying.

Next time I'm in the clothes section in Tesco's, I'll pass her an expensive steak and say "Here's that steak I was telling you about" and then I'll sneak off.
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Your wife can’t be that bad if it’s taken you 10 years to come up with something
 
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