JULES
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mine wouldn`t dare annoy me!
The most annoying thing your partner does?
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Patientman63
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She only watches TV soaps and CDWM, which are dross. She sits with me in silence enjoying these. Occasionaly i will go into our back room to watch the other telly if something is on i want to see. Then she wants a conversation. She sits watching her telly shouting a conversation at me while i am in the other room watching mine. It Does My Swede In!
She thinks "Hard as Nails" is a DIY fix-all, she has attempted to: hang wall shelves, re-attached car wing mirrors, re-fix wallpaper, repair floor tiles, furniture, wall lamps, suitcases, the washing machine door and shoes.
She has two tools, a kitchen knife and the heel of her shoe.
if there is a hook of some kind in the house, it has an article of her clothes on it, and if that hook is upstairs, it will have a bra hanging off it.
She has not yet sussed how to remove a bath plug, but is good at putting one in. Hence we use a bar of soap a day, as they mush up in the bottom of the dirty cold bathwater.
Dont start me with razors...
She thinks "Hard as Nails" is a DIY fix-all, she has attempted to: hang wall shelves, re-attached car wing mirrors, re-fix wallpaper, repair floor tiles, furniture, wall lamps, suitcases, the washing machine door and shoes.
She has two tools, a kitchen knife and the heel of her shoe.
if there is a hook of some kind in the house, it has an article of her clothes on it, and if that hook is upstairs, it will have a bra hanging off it.
She has not yet sussed how to remove a bath plug, but is good at putting one in. Hence we use a bar of soap a day, as they mush up in the bottom of the dirty cold bathwater.
Dont start me with razors...
Paul powers moustache
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Ere we go again
Puts chicken or sliced ham on the carpet for her cats to eat as a treat , and then complains if I walk in the house with my shoes on .
Every available flat surface in her house has got some kind of hair product on ( in tubes or bottles )
Always talks to the cats in a high pitched voice ( what the fuck is that all about ) .
Leaves the gas fire on when she goes out to keep the cats warm ( them fuckers have got fur coats on )
I could go on but she always finds these kind of post's .
If you are reading this Janet I Love You .
Puts chicken or sliced ham on the carpet for her cats to eat as a treat , and then complains if I walk in the house with my shoes on .
Every available flat surface in her house has got some kind of hair product on ( in tubes or bottles )
Always talks to the cats in a high pitched voice ( what the fuck is that all about ) .
Leaves the gas fire on when she goes out to keep the cats warm ( them fuckers have got fur coats on )
I could go on but she always finds these kind of post's .
If you are reading this Janet I Love You .
Chris in London
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Has a memory bank which provides her with immediate access to anything I have done or said that has in any way annoyed her since 1987. The fact that she can do the same thing three times in three days is irrelevant if it happens more than a fortnight ago because she knows I will have forgotten it. But anything I have done is logged, cross referenced and indexed for future reference during arguments.
gaudinho's stolen car
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bobmcfc said:
She is The Cat Woman.
Paul powers moustache
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gaudinho's stolen car said:
Sadly I think you guys may be right .
But she has got a great set of pillows and always makes me breakfast in bed
Chris in London
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Paul powers moustache said:
She doesn't love them more than she loves you.
But she might have been reading those threads about cats taking over the world...
gaudinho's stolen car
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bobmcfc said:
