The most annoying thing your partner does?

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Not give me a blowjob.

Want to talk when I sleep.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Has a memory bank which provides her with immediate access to anything I have done or said that has in any way annoyed her since 1987. The fact that she can do the same thing three times in three days is irrelevant if it happens more than a fortnight ago because she knows I will have forgotten it. But anything I have done is logged, cross referenced and indexed for future reference during arguments.

Ha! I have the same memory ability, it annoys the hell out of my husband.

Excessive use of the C word. Quite often when he's talking on the phone to his mates it sounds like he has tourettes

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

Has a memory bank which provides her with immediate access to anything I have done or said that has in any way annoyed her since 1987. The fact that she can do the same thing three times in three days is irrelevant if it happens more than a fortnight ago because she knows I will have forgotten it. But anything I have done is logged, cross referenced and indexed for future reference during arguments.

This is absolutely bang on.

Pretty much what I was going to put.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

she loves her cats more than you

She is The Cat Woman.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc&feature=player_detailpage#t=1s[/youtube]

 

[bobmcfc]

A cat was probably making her say it, it probably had a flick knife

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

she loves her cats more than you

She is The Cat Woman.

Sadly I think you guys may be right .



But she has got a great set of pillows and always makes me breakfast in bed

Feathered?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

It's like waiting for the 'Rain man' to order when she's reading a fukin menu.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

It's like waiting for the 'Rain man' to order when she's reading a fukin menu.

Let me guess, then she orders the exact same thing she did last time?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

It's like waiting for the 'Rain man' to order when she's reading a fukin menu.

Let me guess, then she orders the exact same thing she did last time?

Yes but not before she's read the whole thing out loud at least twice.

 

[Paul powers moustache]

It has only been an hour since I posted and the text message about this thread has arrived .


I think a change of user name is in order .