The only ones left are the shit ones

[Chris in London]

Quality Street, of course.

We've got the gold coins left, and the blue rectangular ones that rip your fillings out.

Why do they bother putting them in?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Quality Street, of course.

We've got the gold coins left, and the blue rectangular ones that rip your fillings out.

Why do they bother putting them in?

The blue rectangular ones are a complete mystery. No **** picks them first.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I had a Curly Wirley yesterday, first one about 40 years, I ate it extremely slowly as every chew reminded me of a trip to the dentist.

 

[Chris in London]

The blue rectangular ones are a complete mystery. No **** picks them first.

The gold coins are a bigger mystery. They aren't even covered in chocolate you can lick off

 

[mosssideblue]

Quality Street, of course.

We've got the gold coins left, and the blue rectangular ones that rip your fillings out.

Why do they bother putting them in?

Phew, had flashbacks to grab a granny nights when I saw thread title.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Such a lower-middle class product. My parents’ Christmas chocolate box of choice. My father would have been happier with Milk Tray, but mum clearly won that battle.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

The Beatles?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The gold coins are a bigger mystery. They aren't even covered in chocolate you can lick off

They are if your tongue is proficient enough…

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Quality Street are wank. The chocolate and lumps of hard caramel, not the gang, just to be clear.

 

[Chris in London]

They are if your tongue is proficient enough…

The gold coins that aren't covered in chocolate are covered in chocolate if your tongue is proficient enough?