The Random Thread

[East Level 2]

If they are hidden, how do you know?
The human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap
@Bill and @worsleyweb need to keep away from the Cussons factory in case they are abducted

The Cussons factory in Salford has been pulled down.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I once stuck a screwdriver up my arse.

I have followed through on three occasions but it had nothing to do with the screwdriver.

I'm terrible at DIY.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

The Cussons factory in Salford has been pulled down.

In Old Trafford?

 

[yeseye]

Why don’t McDonalds provide me with a fork in my bag for my fries?

 

[aguero93:20]

Why don’t McDonalds provide me with a fork in my bag for my fries?

Because they're cunts.

 

[East Level 2]

In Old Trafford?

No Littleton Road, Kersal. Think it's been closed for years.
I read they were going to build a bigger factory at Agecroft but don't know if it ever got built.

 

[yeseye]

Because they're cunts.

No, they’re definitely fries.

 

[aguero93:20]

No, they’re definitely fries.

Bloody septic.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

No, they’re definitely fries.

Fried cunts.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

If Jay Blades is a furniture restorer I’m an astronaut.