The Scots...........

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barcabloo

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Apart from..............
Golf
Whiskey
Rabbie Burns
Haggis
Wars
Pisssing in the streets of Manchester
Tarmacadam
Raincoats
Banking
Extreme violence
Kilts
and Government,,what the fuck are the jocks for

....Not racist just part of a series
 
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Only one of the greatest comedy characters ever....

;)
 
MikeF said:
What did the Romans ever do for us?

Besides, isn't it whisky in Scotland and whiskey in Ireland, not that I'm being pedantic you understand!
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I think I spelt Tarmacadam right!!!!!!!!
 
My first good friend , back in junior school , was a Glasgow Rangers supporter from Coatbridge so i kinda warmed to the Scots from an early age ...... he also thumped the school bully on my behalf when the big c*nt tried to give me a bit of grief one fine day !

I also got wed in Gretna in 1998 , so even though i don't know if that's really a good thing , or a bad one , the town means somethin' to me now , and always will.

I have had many a good time at Butlins (or is it pontins) at Ayr , on the west coast ...... where i've sunk far too much beer , in scottish company , for my own good ...... i've even met 'local' City fans there!

I really do love Scotland .... it's one of the most stunning places on Earth for my money ...... so serene , so remote in places , so beautiful in others.

How can i hate the Scots after that?
 
black mamba said:
My first good friend , back in junior school , was a Glasgow Rangers supporter from Coatbridge so i kinda warmed to the Scots from an early age ...... he also thumped the school bully on my behalf when the big c*nt tried to give me a bit of grief one fine day !

I also got wed in Gretna in 1998 , so even though i don't know if that's really a good thing , or a bad one , the town means somethin' to me now , and always will.

But i really do love Scotland .... it's one of the most stunning places on Earth for my money ...... so serene , so remote in places , so beautiful in others.

How can i hate the Scots after that?
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Great Post Gretna Green..how romantic and I agree no one can see the Great Glen and NOT be moved!
 
black mamba said:
My first good friend , back in junior school , was a Glasgow Rangers supporter from Coatbridge so i kinda warmed to the Scots from an early age ...... he also thumped the school bully on my behalf when the big c*nt tried to give me a bit of grief one fine day !

I also got wed in Gretna in 1998 , so even though i don't know if that's really a good thing , or a bad one , the town means somethin' to me now , and always will.

But i really do love Scotland .... it's one of the most stunning places on Earth for my money ...... so serene , so remote in places , so beautiful in others.

How can i hate the Scots after that?
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fried mars bars and haggis,is'nt that reason enough,oh and fucking headbutts for handshakes ;)
 
paddystyle said:
black mamba said:
My first good friend , back in junior school , was a Glasgow Rangers supporter from Coatbridge so i kinda warmed to the Scots from an early age ...... he also thumped the school bully on my behalf when the big c*nt tried to give me a bit of grief one fine day !

I also got wed in Gretna in 1998 , so even though i don't know if that's really a good thing , or a bad one , the town means somethin' to me now , and always will.

But i really do love Scotland .... it's one of the most stunning places on Earth for my money ...... so serene , so remote in places , so beautiful in others.

How can i hate the Scots after that?
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fried mars bars and haggis,is'nt that reason enough,oh and fucking headbutts for handshakes ;)
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Padddy I thought you were talking a chill pill on this thread....LOL!
 
barcabloo said:
paddystyle said:
black mamba said:
My first good friend , back in junior school , was a Glasgow Rangers supporter from Coatbridge so i kinda warmed to the Scots from an early age ...... he also thumped the school bully on my behalf when the big c*nt tried to give me a bit of grief one fine day !

I also got wed in Gretna in 1998 , so even though i don't know if that's really a good thing , or a bad one , the town means somethin' to me now , and always will.

But i really do love Scotland .... it's one of the most stunning places on Earth for my money ...... so serene , so remote in places , so beautiful in others.

How can i hate the Scots after that?
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fried mars bars and haggis,is'nt that reason enough,oh and fucking headbutts for handshakes ;)
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Padddy I thought you were talking a chill pill on this thread....LOL!
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could'nt contain myself,tin hat,flak jacket at the ready
 
Lets us not forget that our resident Bluemoon princess , Natalie Pike , originally hails from Edinburgh apparently ........ so we can't tar all scots with the same brush!

Although she'd probably whack you one if you tried too!
 
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