The skipper hits back

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

very clever, welldone vinny.

 

[johnbmcr]

lol after all the shite that was written about the unreasonable demands of the players in pre-season, Kompany has started a twitter campaign - #RumoursAusTirol - some crackers on there:

@VincentKompany: Lots of funny stories in the papers about our stay in Austria. :-) We might aswell all join in with the #RumoursAusTirol!

@VincentKompany: Apparently fresh water is flown in by helicopters straight from the top of the Mont Blanc for the Manchester City players. #RumoursAusTirol

@VincentKompany: ManCity players have requested for hotel staff to bow, and stop working every single time a player was in their vicinity. #RumoursAusTirol


@tom_c_green: @VincentKompany each player demands a new pair of boots every 37 seconds, carried through the mountains by unicorns #RumoursAusTirol


@PastorBolu: @VincentKompany #RumoursAusTirol. I heard aeroplanes have to take players from the substitute bench to the field of play.

you may laugh but try getting a unicorn this the weekend they are all in Austria!

 

[hertsblue]

Brilliant Stuff from our Captain

 

[Heart.net]

I've heard that in order to make himself appear taller, tevez has a large box of tissues that he uses to stuff his shoes.

 

[Ray78]

Every squad member has demanded that they are given a pedigree Alpine Cow or another animal of their choice.

 

[Catzilla]

dammit a friend of mine is getting married this weekend and we can't get any unicorns for the over elaborate ceremony...! ;-)

 

[bzekosilva]

Do love a bit of vinnie hahaha x

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The best way to counter the nonsense we read and hear from the media is to join in, ramp up the absurdity and generally extract the urine out of them.

 

[Catzilla]

Apparently Tevez had Mar del Plata golf course perfectly replicated by a team of the finest Austrian landscapers at the training camp!!!

 

[Catzilla]

Everybody, please feel free to tweet the daily mail your absurd requests from the Austrian training camp by the City Superstars!!!

Our Skipper Vincent Kompany loves to wind them up!!!

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