The Text Game

[brooklandsblue2.0]

type out the last text you received......

 

[BimboBob]

My house.8pm.Bring the lube.Lots of love,Tonyxxx

 

[Jay Division]

I was late, so couldn't find you.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Got the gaffer tape and rohypnol.
Make it 9 - got to sort BimboBob first.
Love,Tony xxx

 

[lee-mcfc]

your such a knob you told me you were single!

 

[mcfcliam]

It's over, you horrible cheat, I love you but can't see you anymore.

 

[bluealf]

Im sorry all the XL shirts have been sold out, we will get back in touch soon.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

will need savlon or even sudocrem
Be about 10ish,
dealing with fetlocks and Bimbobob
Love Tony xxx

 

[blue dallas]

U CEEN DAT AMMER ATTAK ON U TOOB, WTF ! ITS FAT MAN !

 

[pee dubya]

EAT..?