Hahaha, what a thread.
OMG, remember yesterday when Ade was our only player in the opposition half and he sprinted towards goal and scored then celebrated with a joyous dance in front of the fans? Well home come none of our other players sprinted from our half to be ready to celebrate when he scored? Its all going tits up I tell thee.
Also, OMG, OMG, remember when he scored against Arsenal at CoMs, why did none of our players run faster than the speed of light to celebrate in front of the Arse fans with him? We should've known what was happening then.
OMG, OMG, OMG Tevez and Bellamy are going to sneak into Ade's house at night and break his legs. Shiiiiiiit. Then we'll probably go down. Typical City, eh?