The views of Jesus are now seen as woke and too left/liberal

[TinFoilHat]

She'll change once she finds love with someone that owns a Subaru...

 

[Magicpole]

American Christian’s, especially they vile evangelical cunts, have created a capitalist, gun toting, anti abortion, Muslim hating, Armageddon wishing Messiah, who tells lies and hates Barbie.

Oh, and he’s whiter than snow. And American. And Right Wing.

America, no 1 country in the world, apart from most. Definitely better than N Korea. Probably.

They’ve let everybody down. Well half the population have.

The fact that they are moving away from what a fictional character says is neither here nor there. They believe that shit.

 

[Elbow beards]

American Christian’s, especially they vile evangelical cunts, have created a capitalist, gun toting, anti abortion, Muslim hating, Armageddon wishing Messiah, who tells lies and hates Barbie.

Oh, and he’s whiter than snow. And American. And Right Wing.

America, no 1 country in the world, apart from most. Definitely better than N Korea. Probably.

They’ve let everybody down. Well half the population have.

The fact that they are moving away from what a fictional character says is neither here nor there. They believe that shit.

And they don't have irn bru. Cunts.

 

[Magicpole]

And they don't have irn bru. Cunts.

If it was nearer we would have invaded for that reason alone a long time ago.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

If Jesus was alive today he’d think Jacob Rees-Mogg was a fucking ****.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Some fella called Jesus probably existed, but nobody has a clue what he may or may not have said in relation to 'anything'.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Some fella called Jesus probably existed, but nobody has a clue what he may or may not have said in relation to 'anything'.

Didn’t he say something about blessed be the cheese makers ?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

American Christian’s, especially they vile evangelical cunts, have created a capitalist, gun toting, anti abortion, Muslim hating, Armageddon wishing Messiah, who tells lies and hates Barbie.

Oh, and he’s whiter than snow. And American. And Right Wing.

America, no 1 country in the world, apart from most. Definitely better than N Korea. Probably.

They’ve let everybody down. Well half the population have.

The fact that they are moving away from what a fictional character says is neither here nor there. They believe that shit.

Aren t you a Celtic fan??

Didn’t he say something about blessed be the cheese makers ?

Cheesecutters

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

If Jesus was alive today he’d think Jacob Rees-Mogg was a fucking ****.

Does he even know who Jacob Rees Mogg is?

Edit: he looks like one alright

 

[East Level 2]

Didn’t he say something about blessed be the cheese makers ?

Yeah, but scholars believe he was probably referring to all manufacturers of dairy products.

 

[Magicpole]

Aren t you a Celtic fan??

Cheesecutters

Yes I am.

 

[crazyg]

Didn’t he say something about blessed be the cheese makers ?

Obviously, it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

 

[KS55]

Some fella called Jesus probably existed, but nobody has a clue what he may or may not have said in relation to 'anything'.

There is only one confirmed saying of Jesus which is:
”C’mon City.” (Matthew 6 v3.)
The suggestion that he organised a revolt centered on a banner “Swales Out” is probably apocryphal.
The prophet Isaiah was a City fan. He said:”Verily, verily I say unto you, one day City will be the greatest club in the world and the Red scum will suffer.” And, lo, it came to pass.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Yeah, but scholars believe he was probably referring to all manufacturers of dairy products.

Leave the hummus sexuals out of this

 

[TinFoilHat]

There is only one confirmed saying of Jesus which is:
”C’mon City.” (Matthew 6 v3.)
The suggestion that he organised a revolt centered on a banner “Swales Out” is probably apocryphal.
The prophet Isiah was a City fan. He said:”Verily, verily I say unto you, one day City will be the greatest club in the world and the Red scum will suffer.” And, lo, it came to pass.

The Pope subscribes to this idea and the church wrote a little ditty to solidify that fact.

 

[tommybooth]

We have sold him, so we don't need to worry.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

We have sold him, so we don't need to worry.

With his last touch, he speared the team blushes.... And they too became Centurions.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

jesus was a girl.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Next you’ll be telling me Jesus didn’t love AR-15s and cheeseburgers.

That was Elvis Presley mate....

 

[1961_vintage]

jesus was a girl.

Christ!