The .. we would have won the league if ... (Stupid Stats)

[Impeccable One]

Anyone else fed up of these stupid media articles that show a different league table based on, if shots that hit the woodwork went in, if only English players goals counted, etc. ?

Can some of the creative members at Bluemoon come up with some even crazier ones ?


Let's start with; City would have won the league if only goals that had twenty passes or more before the goal counted !

Anyone else ?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Would have won the league if we kicked to the South Stand second half each game.


No last minute fee-kick for the rags with their moronic fans shouting for a foul which was where it really started to go wrong.

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

Only goals scored by city players count

 

[Dethred]

If we'd gotten 90 points.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

We would have won the league if the Chairman had said Balm.

 

[oddjob]

we would have won the league if

they would had invested in some new players for Mancini, like he was asking instead of pissing and arsing about, unlike this year hitting the transfer market early and getting it sorted sooner

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

We would have won the league if the Chairman had said Balm.

Lip balm or tiger balm?

 

[Jnr Kisby]

We would have won the league if... RVP stayed at Arsenal

 

[Akira]

We would have won the league if the Rags didn't.

 

[charliebigspuds]

if David Moyes would have been their manager