The Weather with Keith Wyness...

[bigA]

Before my journey to work today I was unsure if I needed to take an umbrella to work so I asked that all seeing, all knowing font of knowledge, ex Premier League CEO Keith Wyness for the weather forecast for the Stockport area. According to Wyness, today will start off cloudy but dry but increased chances of rain and possibly thunder by the afternoon. This may cause Manchester City some more problems with a possible fine, points deduction or even expulsion from the Premier League because they have cheated the public out of a fine, warm day with plenty of sunshine. For the weather in your area, simply ask Keith and he will provide you with the latest forecast.

 

[give it to gordon]

Before my journey to work today I was unsure if I needed to take an umbrella to work so I asked that all seeing, all knowing font of knowledge, ex Premier League CEO Keith Wyness for the weather forecast for the Stockport area. According to Wyness, today will start off cloudy but dry but increased chances of rain and possibly thunder by the afternoon. This may cause Manchester City some more problems with a possible fine, points deduction or even expulsion from the Premier League because they have cheated the public out of a fine, warm day with plenty of sunshine. For the weather in your area, simply ask Keith and he will provide you with the latest forecast.

This Wyness knobhead has a fucking view on everything. I had never heard of him until he started popping up on my Google news app.

 

[Vienna_70]

I use the Met. Office App.
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[bigA]

I use the Met. Office App.
-)

Nah, Wyness is more reliable, got sources everywhere.

 

[spinney]

Before my journey to work today I was unsure if I needed to take an umbrella to work so I asked that all seeing, all knowing font of knowledge, ex Premier League CEO Keith Wyness for the weather forecast for the Stockport area. According to Wyness, today will start off cloudy but dry but increased chances of rain and possibly thunder by the afternoon. This may cause Manchester City some more problems with a possible fine, points deduction or even expulsion from the Premier League because they have cheated the public out of a fine, warm day with plenty of sunshine. For the weather in your area, simply ask Keith and he will provide you with the latest forecast.

how ya doing keith la ! , it must have friday thats when the weekly 115 cheaty cheat cheat merchant always pops up !

 

[Koniec]

Same one that was at Aberdeen? He was a utter bell end.

 

[malg]

General Football...??

 

[KS55]

Wyness ex CEO Everton. Sacked from similar position by Villa for disparaging remarks about the owner. Sums him up.

 

[Double R]

Thank god, thought it was only me being hounded every day by this gobshite.
Never heard of him before now hes talking out his arse about something City related every day.
Latest: he thinks Ederson will stay if City matches Saudis 900k a week offer! I mean, where do I even start dissecting such a statement.

 

[NZBlue]

I thought it was going to be bitter