The ' What did you get for Christmas ' thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tuearts right boot, 24 Dec 2019.

  1. Can anyone beat ......
    A pair of kangaroo testicles and a chilli black pudding
     
  2. Nebuchadnezzar

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    I've flown home for Christmas the last three years and each time some relatives get me toiletries etc that i'm not allowed to take back in a carry on luggage. Beginning to think they are taking the piss, don't like me, or both.
     
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  3. peace frog

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    ill let you know tomorrow,
     
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  4. Nellies left peg

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    this thread seems a little premature if I may be so bold
     
  5. KS55

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    Is this a well known sexual deviation, beating testicles and "black pudding" ( a likely story)?
     
  6. denislawsbackheel

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    a bit like my Christmas shag.
     
  7. idahoblues

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    I've had a kangaroo sack before, kept my weed in there for years, no testicles though
     
  8. Zubrman

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    Fuck all. Just what I wanted.
     
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  9. Starting the day with a nice, quiet coffee before everyone else gets up.
     
  10. Indaparkside

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    Ditto,cleaned/ washed all the plates from our Xmas buffet last night sat here with a brew while it’s quiet waiting for the family to get up then Xmas paper everywhere:)
     

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