The Wife...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Tuearts right boot, 15 Jan 2020.

  1. In all my borne days and having been married twice and for a long time have I'v never heard a woman of the opposite sex inform me, and I quote....
    " I'm just off to shave my toes..."



    For god sake woman !!!!!
     
  2. BJL_City

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    You're blessed.
     
  3. meeesh

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    I dread to think what her armpits are like :)
     
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  4. Chris in London

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    What’s the problem? Do you give toe jobs and floss at the same time or something?
     
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  5. mancity2012_eamo

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    Never heard a woman of the same sex say it either?
     
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  6. Ban-jani

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    I was just eating my tea as well.
     
  7. rickmcfc

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    What were you having, hair on toast?
     
  8. jimharri

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    In this case, we might forego the obligation for photographic input. No offence intended, OP!
     
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  9. Ban-jani

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    Toes on toast.
     
  10. Silvercloud

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    Not that bad, she keeps on top of them.
     
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