The Wife...

[Dirty Harry]

Try living with someone with a Cluster B personality disorder and Bipolar, you'll think you're on LSD and Mushrooms 24/7.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'm sure your Mrs is lovely, but hairy toes, where's she from the Shire?

Bimbobobs sister ?

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Are you married to The Gruffalo?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I dread to think what her armpits are like :)

Sounds like one those werewolves.

 

[Big Swifty]

Just make her toe the line

 

[kippax4ever]

In all my borne days and having been married twice and for a long time have I'v never heard a woman of the opposite sex inform me, and I quote....
" I'm just off to shave my toes


For god sake woman !!!!!

 

[kippax4ever]

Women's code for shaving their pussy mate,
Think your self lucky you could be married to Gwen P fanny candles

 

[Bluemanc100]

Are you married to The Gruffalo?

Who goes by the nickname “Tootsie”??

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Count yourself lucky she only has hairy toes. My mate refers his wife as ’The Beard to be feared’.

 

[nmc]

In all my borne days and having been married twice and for a long time have I'v never heard a woman of the opposite sex inform me, and I quote....
" I'm just off to shave my toes..."



For god sake woman !!!!!

It was a full moon last week