The works Christmas doo thread.

[smudgedj]

Was told today that one of the staff, where the wife works, may not have survived the Christmas 'doo' He's been suspended - not sure why. Ah the joys of free beer.

 

[worsleyweb]

Ours is next Friday - will be utter carnage I would imagine.

 

[grunge]

Ours it tomorrow, day time at the arcade club in bury then booze and food back in the office.

 

[pee dubya]

Today i've got to go and buy some shite £5 secret santa tat for a guy i don't know.

 

[SteWadda]

Ours is tomorrow at the Frog & Bucket same as last year shit food, have to pay for your own beer, 3 comedians.
Probably the best Christmas doo I've had as you don't have to talk to anyone when the acts are on.

 

[zandvoort blue]

I spend all day with these people, why the fuck would I want to socialise with them???

Is the correct answer.

 

[york away to this!]

We had ours last night. So we pay for 20 folk to sit in a fancy hotel restaurant, eat wonderful dinner and drink until they're all making tits of themselves. We then have to sit there and take a load of grief and abuse in exchange. Joy.

 

[BimboBob]

Today i've got to go and buy some shite £5 secret santa tat for a guy i don't know.

Why do you have to? Just don't bother.

 

[inchy14]

I was once thrown out of a nightclub at a work Christmas do for having sex with one of the office girls in the disabled toilet. And she wasn't - for reasons which I never quite understood and the doorman in question seemed unwilling to explain.

It probably would have helped if you'd got her out of her wheelchair first.................

 

[pee dubya]

Why do you have to? Just don't bother.

Thought i'd try and spread a bit of joy, then i drew that ****.