the worst lyrics in a song....

[blue dallas]

i'm as serious as cancer, when i say. rhythm is dancer.....snap

beat that.

 

[BingoBango]

That's a bad one, but how about these pearlers from 'Life' by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

What the fuck?!

 

[MCFCTrick]

Anything that Radiohead have in a song.......

 

[paddystyle]

queens one vision wtf!!!

Gimme one night,
Gimme one hope,
Just gimme,
One man one man,
One bar one night,
One day hey hey,
Just gimme gimme gimme
Fried chicken

 

[bluesteve1964]

Wham
Wake me up before you go go
I aint planning on going solo
(then something about a yo yo)

George Michael must be embarrassed by that load of bollocks.

 

[blue dallas]

That's a bad one, but how about these pearlers from 'Life' by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

What the fuck?!

shocking, that could be in a worse verse thread.

 

[bluegorton]

You can reach me by caravan
'cross the desert like an Arab man

Can't remember the birds name,song called Get Here.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

That's a bad one, but how about these pearlers from 'Life' by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

What the fuck?!

Haha! My mate ALWAYS mentions that whenever we discuss this and I'm hard pressed to beat it.

I think the 'fried chicken' in One Vision is ripping John Deacon's little chicken neck movements when he plays the bass?

 

[BingoBango]

You can reach me by caravan
'cross the desert like an Arab man

Can't remember the birds name,song called Get Here.

That's appalling!

(Oleta Adams?)

 

[paddystyle]

katy perry one of the boys

"I wanna be a flower, not a dirty weed/I wanna smell like roses, not a baseball team"

 

[Anonymous]

No no
No no no no
No no no no
No no...

 

[NSBFL]

Ooooohhhh Baby,
I'm hot just like an oven,
I need some lovin'....


Cringe worthy! Top song overall mind you.

 

[bluegorton]

I believe Kanye West has a song on his new album with the following (not verbatim)

"My friends show me pictures of their kids, all I got is pictures of my cribs"

Bit of a toe curler.

 

[bluegorton]

No no
No no no no
No no no no
No no...

There's no lyrics...

 

[blue dallas]

It wasn't the first, It wasn't the last ,It wasn't that she didn't care.
She wanted it hard ,And wanted it fast ,She liked it done medium rare!

touch to much....AC/DC.

 

[bluegorton]

It wasn't the first It wasn't the last It wasn't that she didn't care
She wanted it hard And wanted it fast She liked it done medium rare!

touch to much....AC/DC.

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!

 

[Swales lives]

"It's like a thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife
isn't it ironic?"

No it's fucking shit Alanis!!

 

[bluemike]

Having seen an advert for the original "Now that's what I call music",
Duran Duran:

"Don't say you're easy on me,
you're about as easy as a nuclear war".

 

[BlueMo']

I wanna, ha. I wanna, ha. I wanna, ha. I wanna, Ha
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazag ha.

Spice girls.

 

[merlot somme]

Oh the snot has caked against my pants
It has turned into crystal
There's a bluebird sitting on a branch
I think I'll take my pistol









Love, I recognise your artillery etc