There was a Blackbloke, an Asian and a Jew

[Newlunar]

in the queue in the post office this morning.

How wonderfully multicultural.

Posted my parcel, came home, and put the kettle on.

Very nice.

 

[stonie]

on a bank holiday.....?

 

[stonerblue]

Tea or coffee?

 

[blueju]

Very ' Bernard Righton' ;)

 

[city_boy_lee]

in the queue in the post office this morning.

How wonderfully multicultural.

Posted my parcel, came home, and put the kettle on.

Very nice.

Am I missing something here?

 

[blueju]

Two nuns in the bath, one nun says "Wheres the soap?"
Other nun says "its over there on the ledge, are you blind or something?"

 

[mancity5]

How do your turn a duck into a soul singer ?



Put it in microwave till its bill withers.

 

[Bozo]

What's red and invisible? No Tomatos.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[kinkladze96]

How do your turn a duck into a soul singer ?



Put it in microwave till its bill withers.

Brilliant. Tickled with that.

 

[Newlunar]

on a bank holiday.....?

You've caught me out. I made it all up. Apart from putting the kettle on. Sorry everyone.

 

[rcgf]

on a bank holiday.....?

You've caught me out. I made it all up. Apart from putting the kettle on. Sorry everyone.

pmsl !!

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

I think this thread needs a nice picture of a parachuting llama.