There's a Rat in mi kitchen

[mat]

What am I gonna do...?

 

[idahoblues]

you're gonna catch that rat

 

[Scottyboi]

THIS IS FAKE NEWS

 

[idahoblues]

 

[Odd socks]

No, sorry to inform you but you will have 2 rats, never one always in pairs so be sure to keep trap loaded for number 2

 

[smudgedj]

Difficult one this. For mice I’d recommend a mamba. Rats are a little bit more problematic.
Seeing as it’s in the kitchen look up the recipe for sarin gas then blame Assad If there is any comeback.

 

[bluealf]

That's the trouble with Faulty Towers so many repeats :)

 

[urban genie]

Run it over with your hornby set.

 

[citytilllidie]

What am I gonna do...?

See mouse in garage thread

 

[Bill Walker]

Torch the fuckin house